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She.
And I dare not collide great minds, I may not survive. And as a cripple, I still dance 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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To quote Oscar Wilde: "Two nations divided by a common language"
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: Sorry I speak English so you'll need to explain to me
Total misuse of cause-effect, in my opinion. 
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I once asked a Spanish waiter for the "gay boy", instead of the bill.
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I avoid the issue altogether by refusing to learn a 2nd language. Because 'murrica.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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In my experience, even English is a foreign language for many Americans (and I don't mean the immigrants).
Ad astra - both ways!
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You must mean people who only speak one language but speak it with expected 2nd language fluency?
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I avoid the issue altogether by refusing to learn a 2nd language. Because 'murrica.
Like there was ever any risk of anyone misunderstanding a well-armed Texan's intent... 
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I told a french bakery not to 'f*** the bread'.
Tranché, to slice, Tronché, the f***.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: I told a french bakery not to 'f*** the bread'.
Which is always a useful reminder. You know, french...
GCS d-- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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In Spanish, the word for left-handed and the word for deaf are very similar. I used to purposely misuse them and say things like, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm left-handed." I think I was the only one who found it humorous.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Does your sig have anything to do with this?
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Member 12415033 wrote: What is the worst mistake you've made while speaking a foreign language?
Speaking the "k" in "I don't know".
Best overheard mistake; "Platzen Sie" (German, take a seat/explode)
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Speaking the "k" in "I don't know".
Are you a Gnu[^]?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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IMMA KNU! I KNEW I KNEW I NEW IMMA KNU 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I did one to someone (I'll keep the language anonymous).
He (a Canadian) wanted to know how to say 'cucumber' so he could ask for it in the dining room. As it turns out, the word for cucumber is rather odd and cumbersome.
Since he did know the colors in that language, I gave him and expression that sounded more reasonable aNd correct, which translated to "Green Penis". With a big smile on his face, he blurted out his request.
The look on the waitress' face was classic!* More priceless than anything Mastercard could muster.
* And yes, I'm proud of myself!
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Shame on you. (But it is funny.)
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Shame? Shame is for wimps!
For example - suppose your pants fell down in a place that was less than private.
You could apologize profusely whilst you gather them back up. Alternatively, you could say to any gents that may be witnesses to the event "Sorry Gents! I guess this now confirms your worst fears."
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I make no mistakes when speaking foreign languages.
It may also be important to note that I do not speak any foreign languages.
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Speaking in general is to much work, I prefer to just grunt and point.
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Musical group size indicates transfer capacity (9)
(Sorry it's late: a c**k up on my part ...)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Band - musical group
width - size
bandwidth = TC
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And you are up tomorrow!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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