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Completely OT but...OriginalGriff wrote: mine are all muted by default
I didn't even know this was an option (Chrome pre-build 64 it wasn't unless you had an add-on) Thank you!  Also, would an OT type icon be too much?
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Handy, isn't it? And you can right click a tab and "Unmute site" to get rid of the icon for CP, and hear Youtube without problems later. But new sites (and their Elephanting adverts?) - blessed silence.
I discovered this after hearing that "Brit method" pop-up scam shouting at me for the n-th time...
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$ gut push
No command 'gut' found, did you mean:
Command 'gout' from package 'scotch'
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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My god, that's really disgusting 
Suppose Griff's cat visited your premises ...
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*opens git shell*
git this
git that
git another
git more
git again
get something else
No command 'get' found
Why do I have to type git into a git console anyway, can't you just imply it?
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Because git is, well, git. 
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Oh, git on with it 
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can you git git if you already got git?
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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You gotta get git while the gettin's good.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Chief whip is an expert on call (10)
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Is a lovely word!
See where you are coming from, but you need to check the sat nav! 
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Come on then - put us out of our misery... what is it?
All I could think of was "headmaster" - head being chief and master an expert, (and a headmaster might administer whippings....) but ...
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OOO! You were soooooooo close! See above.
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argh.... yeah ok... shoulda got it 
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Now explain to the nice chaps and chapesses! (I'm up tomorrow so there is no risk.)
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It was my birthday on Saturday, and Herself had finagled her shifts to get Friday and Saturday off.
Saturday, she was going to cook (Hooray!): steak au poire, triple-cooked chips, roasted tomatoes. Nice.
Instead, Friday afternoon she is feeling rough, and goes downhill. Full on Woman-Flu by bed time. Saturday, she has no energy, no sense of taste, and is snuffling through tissues like a nostril possessed.
Meal is canceled, and I cook Ditali in a cheese sauce with Serrano ham as it's easy to swallow.
The cat gets the squits. Oh joy.
Sunday, and she's off work - calls in sick - the cat is squirting every time he sits down, stands up, or eats. She collapses on the sofa, turns the telly up loud to the "true crime" channel and ... falls asleep for the day, waking up only when I try to lower the volume. 
Today, she's feeling well enough to go to work! Great, peace and quiet. Drop her off, come home, clean up cat poo - he's getting better but he's still locked in until he's well so he's got a serious strop on - sit down to do some stuff. She opens the door. Sent home as she looks too ill to work and might be a risk to the residents ... Oh joy.
So now, they telly is on loud, and she's snoring. What else can go wrong? 
How's your day? Going well, I hope?
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modified 26-Feb-18 4:10am.
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The best laid plans of cats and women, eh?
Belated happy birthday!
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Ooh Dear.
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It was "pooh dear" that was the worst bit.
Particularly after he had been sitting on my computer... 
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New Keyboard? 
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Fortunately not - he got the top of the system box instead, so bleach and anti-bac cleaner later, plus some Febreeze for the distressing aroma and we're good to go.
I'#m glad to report that the top has no ventilation holes.
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Happy the burpday 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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}
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Your life seems a bit to be like that of Bilbo in Lord of the Rings, who lives an easy and cosy life in his hobbit house until Gandalf suggests him to be hired by Thorin and Company to be their burglar 
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Gandalf always reminded me of Fagin... 
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