|
It was "pooh dear" that was the worst bit.
Particularly after he had been sitting on my computer... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
New Keyboard? 
|
|
|
|
|
Fortunately not - he got the top of the system box instead, so bleach and anti-bac cleaner later, plus some Febreeze for the distressing aroma and we're good to go.
I'#m glad to report that the top has no ventilation holes.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
Happy the burpday 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(_signature))
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + _signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
|
|
|
|
|
Your life seems a bit to be like that of Bilbo in Lord of the Rings, who lives an easy and cosy life in his hobbit house until Gandalf suggests him to be hired by Thorin and Company to be their burglar 
|
|
|
|
|
Gandalf always reminded me of Fagin... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
Fagin wasn't that bad, all fake news about him
|
|
|
|
|
The question is: Who's Bombur?
|
|
|
|
|
I'm mystified by this mysterious figure 
|
|
|
|
|
|
Clearly - staying canonical, if not in the same book - Chris is Aragorn II, son of Arathorn.
Me? I'd like to think Smaug ... but more likely Gollum.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
I've always thought of Smaug as being female, and Gollum is nasssty. Doesn't work either.
How about Tom? 
|
|
|
|
|
It could be raining...
Belated Happy Birthday, old Griff!
Btw, there is snow today, here in Rome.
|
|
|
|
|
The downside of working from home
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
|
|
|
|
|
Happy birthday Griff.
Well I got to work to a power cut which took 2 hours to resolve (well maybe as they the electric company are sending a ground crew to see what the fault is) and potentially we could lose power to the office for up to 2 days.
Good thing you say? nah I'd then have to go home don the DIY outfit and fix things with small children trying to help and then she'll moan as a 5 minute job could take a an hour etc etc.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
|
|
|
|
|
Get the company to hire a generator: think of the amount of work they will lose without electricity - the telephone exchange won't work, customer order will build up, ... And it's going to get seriously cold, according to the news.
Mind you, round here the electricity company turns up with BIG generators and plumbs them in while they fix the problem, if it's going to take that long.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
We have a Disaster Recovery site (the fun on having a multi national parent company) for these kind of situations but application development are then not considered critical so we are sent home in these situations.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
|
|
|
|
|
A belated happy birthday OG.
Don't say what else can go wrong because odds are it always does.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
|
|
|
|
|
I have been carefully avoiding that phrase!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
Belated happy birthday!
Sounds like your wife owes you one 
|
|
|
|
|
Wrong.
There's no such thing as a two-way binding with wives.
|
|
|
|
|
Some days, the dragon wins. 
Belated Happy birthday.
User: Technical term used by developers. See Idiot.
|
|
|
|
|
"So . . . it didn't really go to plan."
Really now, would you have it any other way?
| Ravings en masse^ |
|---|
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
|
|
|
|
|
In a word, "Yes"!
One of the good reasons for having a cat rather than a dog is that you don't have to follow it around picking up it's faeces ... 
And I like steak much more than I like little bits of pasta.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
|
|
|
|
|
Glad to know I was born a week after you on the calendar. I think you have a couple of years on me from some other post recently.
Hope my birthday goes better than yours. But at least we are still having them.
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
