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If you can't make it with old lollipop sticks and wood glue it's beyond me!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Q:What's the difference between a tea bag and Gerrmany?
A:A tea bag stays in the cup longer!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Don't mention the World Cup!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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the World Cup
now what?
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Beware, zee Gerrmans are coming to get you.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I did once, but I think I got away with it!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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did you double-bolt your front door?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Bonus points for thinking about soccer (being an American) 
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"soccer"? Oh! You mean football - you know, that sport where feet are use to move the ball around.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Blame the English for that word. They invented it and then, fickle bunch that they are, changed their minds.
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The English still call it football.
"Soccer" comes from "Association Football" to differentiate it from "Rugby Football" which is game played by men with odd-shaped leather balls.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Is pollen what happens when flowers can't keep it in their plants?
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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That's one procreative thought!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Those plants have developed quite a stigma of being promiscuous.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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best not to stare, they might come out and pistil whip you.
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Lopatir wrote: pistil whip you.
Wow that's pretty violet, but I would get on my bike and petal away as fast as I could.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I seed what you did there.
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Hopefully I didn't offend those that are ovary sensitive, that would show a lack of style on my part.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I do believe that you found the root of the problem.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Maybe, but I don't think it will stem the tide of bad puns.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If they would just Bee-have!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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I thought it was why my phone rings so much around elections.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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