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"Can't we do it on our own, does it have to be a group activity?"
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Hey, you seem to have accidentally selected the joke icon.
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Sounds like those introverts are the only sensible people who ever changed a light bulb.
I mean, it is a small and simple one man chore after all (at least around the house)! 
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Leave the light bulb alone. Maybe it likes being off.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Yeah, maybe its an AI bulb and it's sulking...
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This is a thinly-veiled reference to the old joke:
Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it has to want to change
Software Zen: delete this;
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None. It's a hardware problem
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The hardware's too difficult to change, we'll fix it in firmware.
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I believe Enochlophobia is the condition your looking for and need to personify.
(I hope a lot of people aren't looking at this post).
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I'm not afraid of crowds, I just prefer to socialize in smaller groups 
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Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
To get to the same side.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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As no one got yesterdays an easy peasy one today
Simple fare (1,5,2,4)
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I'll put you out of your misery: A PIECE OF CAKE
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm never miserable - and you are up Monday - didn't have time to do a difficult one 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Super Lloyd wrote: With 8,000 years of accumulated .NET Software not supporting years bigger than 10,000BC!
I fear you are behind the times: the 10,000BC bug was what finally broke Stonehenge.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hey, don't knock the programmers. As always, it's the project planners and designers that are the fault: Obviously, they should have put those stones much closer together! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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All it takes is one scientific study about how people are more likely to get cancer when living in an AD world and I am sure we will switch over to "BC" in no time.
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Super Lloyd wrote: great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-Batmaaaaaan-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-Batmaaaaaaaaan-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-Batmaaaaaaaaaaaan-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-Batmaaaaaan-great-(x320....)-great-grandchildren
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Shouldn't several of those have been your Nana*?
* Or possibly "yaya" - my Spanish is not even as good as my French, and that's very poor
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Super Lloyd wrote: years bigger than 10,000BC ... great-great-(x320....)-great-grandchildrenparents
FTFY.
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Why do you think scientists haven't worked out immortality yet?
"Dealing with Y10k? **** that."
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