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It won't do them any good. Now, if the International Brotherhood of Blame-Casters went on strike...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That would be the day of peak productivity.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Boom - tish!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If a chicken coup had four doors, would it be a sedan?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yes it would, and be cheep, you could get one for a poultry sum.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Best not egg him on, methinks. These puns are fowl and have me feeling rather peckish.
/ravi
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That's no yoke, his pun is aviary bad one!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Shell we tell him to stop these yolks? They're not as cracked up to be as he thinks. I wish he'd om let up.
/ravi
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Agreed, it's the cluck of the draw as to whether he comes up with a good one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It looks like he's scrambling to poach them from others.
/ravi
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I imagine that he has to comb through a bunch of stuff to find these, maybe we should spur him on.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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More likely he'll crow about all the responses on the thread.
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I agree. Him and his cockamamie ideas! He should give it a roost.
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That's fowl play. If a coupé has four doors, it's not a coupé.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Doesn't matter, chicks still love it!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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The chicken coup was an innovation too far ahead of it's time,
they had batteries even before people knew what to do with electricity.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Everyone knows that chickens prefer hatchbacks. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Yesh I can schlafli agree wilsh myschlafe thishl ishl the caycehl ... but I digreshl
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He doesn't care feather you like this crop or not.
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And with chicks would it be a hatch back?
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Ooooh, very tempted to give that a go.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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I don't think that's the guy who built my $50 Walmart guitar.
It is nice to see expert craftsmen. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: I don't think that's the guy who built my $50 Walmart guitar.
No, I heard he's out painting the town red on his annual day off with the 25 cents (minus expenses) he indirectly earned from you.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Wow! Even with all those modern tools it is a big thing... Nice work of a true craftsman...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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