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If someone really wants to kill you, there would appear to be many easier ways to do it. OTOH, do you have an ex-GF/wife that enjoys doing things in an insanely complicated way? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: ex-GF/wife
Daniel Pfeffer wrote: enjoys doing things in an insanely complicated way?
As do most of them? 
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you! 
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It can also be that they are trying to get my poor car off the road. Lately they have made the turbo Diesels responsible for everything, including the situation in North Korea.
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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My car is not responsible for Kim Jung Un and his demented dreams!
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OriginalGriff wrote: My car is not responsible for Kim Jung Un and his demented dreams!
And vice-versa?
Format Success.
Welcome to your new signa&*(gD@@@ ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) @@@@@@*@x@@
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That I cannot guarantee.
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That "somebody wants me dead" is so 1980's
these days [in the movies at least] somebody breaks into whatever is the the highest security government department, plugs their laptop into the server (obligatory rainbow cable with perfectly fitting connector) gets on an ASCII terminal, types a few DOS commands (obligatory password *******) and they erase you.
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Dang!
That means the guys down in Antarctica will have to do the complete setup for me again and I don't like owing them a favor. This will not simply be forgotten for a pound of coffee.
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Such high standards you have for yourself. Someone wants that old man dead. He must be living a dual life. Why is he changing cars often when he does not even drive it?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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"... and waited at a red light, when one of [^] rammed me and pushed my poor car all the way onto the intersection. ... "
My logic says that your car is invisible ... this is the only plausible explanation to this event.
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I suspected something like that, but it's probably me and not the car. No idea why, but I always become invisible when I try to walk through the central train station here. Usually the smombies[^] don't see me at all, but they are easy to evade with their brain pacemakers in their hands and firmly plugged into their ears.
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Ha, ha, ha ... the smombies look funny, indeed ...
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As you are a wraith, I assumed you were already dead.
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To follow up on OG:
Quote: Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you!
Just because you are undead, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you!
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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CodeWraith wrote: elderly gentleman wants to buy a new car again and I can get the one he has now
If he doesn't insist on buying new, tell him you have one for sale.
Bonus: He knows the previous owner and how well he maintained it!
modified 10-Oct-17 12:14pm.
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Photograph showing endless shape-shifting in bogies (8)
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
modified 10-Oct-17 6:16am.
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Best I can come up with is SNAPSHOT - but I can't justify it at all, and I'm pretty sure it's wrong.
I just thought I'd let you know someone is trying... 
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It's 100% correct!
Bogies = SNOT
With an endless shape (SHAP) shifting (to APSH) within, leading to SNAPSHOT which is a photograph.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Are you sure you didn't make up the solution to fit my answer?
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Absolutely, I would never do that until the final hour!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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I think I'm probably not the only one who goes  at this.
This space for rent
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You think right Pete
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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