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Hmm. My wife considers most males (2-legged and 4-legged) to be dogs in any case, so...
Software Zen: delete this;
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:Snork:
The other evening the kid shouted across the house, "the toaster is broken!" (he wants a four-slice toaster, so a dead toaster is in his plans).
Me: "I doubt it"
He: "It won't stay down"
Indeed it didn't "stay down" -- several minutes of crumb removal later, all fixed.
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#57: A $1,600 refrigerator will sacrifice itself and short-out in order to save a $15 toaster that is on fire.
Software Zen: delete this;
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... Who else willen haven a birthday today?
Happy Birthday to be Jim![^]
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Ok, two more pieces of the cake for Shatner and Kirk. Any bets on them showing up to claim them?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Who else? Approximately one in every 365 people... (which is quite a lot, worldwide!)
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Yeah, but most of them are Nigerian Princes telling you it's their birthday to try and get your bank details. 
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The Boy Has Got His Own Money - YouTube[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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A_Griffin wrote: Who else? Approximately one in every 365 people... (which is quite a lot, worldwide!)
Like: If you are one of a million in India, there may be about 1300 who are better than you.
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Member 7989122 wrote: Like: If you are one of a million in India, there may be about 1300 who are might be better than you.
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Hmm, I figured he'd have been beamed up by now.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Herself's is today. I get points for remembering. 
User: Technical term used by developers. See Idiot.
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Nice. I don't remember my -215th birthday...but I bet Jim will.
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Hi,
Anybody here? seems a little quiet in here... , oh Dang Griff broke the silence!
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And Pkfox.
And you, come to that!
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I'm busy at the moment. I must take care of a birthday cake.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Guarding it from all comers, or consuming?
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Unpacking, for the moment.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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You are working on your birthday? 
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Even worse: I also work on William Shatner's birthday, but that actually explains a lot. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Yup, but I like doing that...If I'm up I don't like other sleeping... (meetings are for that)
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glennPattonWork wrote: If I'm up I don't like other sleeping
Hah! I knew it! You are a cat that has learned to type, aren't you?
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I don't think so, no tail and poor balance!
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So ... a Manx cat on catnip, eh?
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