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More to the point - get an education and you don't have to make minimum wage selling car stereos. But if you think you'll be working fewer hours, we'd like to introduce you to a little thing we call, "real life".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Right now, we have adverts in the subway here in Stockholm that promise to make you into a Java developer in less than 3 weeks... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I saw that ad too... [^]
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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And they will.
Not one that can survive without SO and CP, and probably one that is quite a bit poorer at the end of the course than they were at the beginning, but ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I think most syllabus content includes just one line of text. "Go to CodeProject to answer all of your homework questions."
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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"...but avoid submitting homework done by John Simmons"
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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About the same time some sect needs to assimilate and brainwash new members. That explains a lot.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It's Java, not VB or Linux ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It was a bunch of Jawas sitting around the server, performing rituals and chanting, to fix a memory leak. In their religion you don't do that by looking for the bug in the code. Instead, you perform some rituals to please the garbage collection. And I thought that cargo cults only existed on islands in the Pacific.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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That sounds about right...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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The first week learning how to post in QA. 
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Is that how long the baristas are in training?
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Well I can become a Full Stackoverflow developer on a new platform in a day. 21 days sounds about right for a total noob to master the fine art of copypasta. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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littleGreenDude wrote: You too can have start a new computer career in as little as 4 months..."
That long?
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Goto Q&A and look at some of the questions there. These are the graduates of the course. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Goto Q&A and look at some of the questions there.
Go to Q&A 1 year back and you see exactly the same questions from last years 'graduates.'
Sheesh, A 4 month course, why cant they take 10 minutes (in fact 2 would suffice) for a lesson on using a search engine ???
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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... or ...
You too can start a new call centre career in a in as much as 4 days!
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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It rather depends on the hours, I'd have thought.
I learnt to code on a similar length course which was 40 hours a week - that's probably a lot more coding tuition (600 hours plus) than a CS graduate gets over a 3 year course.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Maybe he sells or maintains now smartphones or pcs.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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"Career in Information Technology" doesn't mean anything, Joe is a janitor in some IT department.
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Now Joe is selling Internet-enabled car stereos.
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Yes, very much. There is a senior level developer at work who sent his son to one of those $15,000 bootcamps and the kid could no get a job afterwards. The kid did not have any previous experience or university studies.
I get the total cringes when a student spends years at a for profit institution university and goes into major debt, sometimes 6 figures, and still cannot get a job. Obama went after them and even the military cut off the GI bill, but they're making a comeback.
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Have you tried turning it off and on again?
throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.
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I'm looking for a Windows application that can create cinemagraphs.
I'd like to find a good one, but since I can't find ANY real prospects at all, I'd probably settle for a mediocre.
I've found one for MacOS, but I don't have a Mac, so that's out. I've found several (of varying quality) for Android, but I don't fancy video editing on a small phone screen. Microsoft has recently released one for what they call cliplets, but it leaves a hell of a lot to be desired functionalitywise. And finally, we have Photoshop, which I have neither the time nor the patience to take on.
Picky? Not in the least...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
modified 27-Mar-18 9:22am.
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