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If you have a thing for toes and cheat on your wife, are you getting off on the wrong foot?
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If one is into flagellation, necrophilia, and bestiality, is one flogging a dead horse?
Ad astra - both ways!
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leaping to conclusions again?
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Just dipping my toe in the water...
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I got a kick out of that one.
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Wrong foot my foot!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Really, where do you get these from???
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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It's a Welsh thing 
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Wales: where men are men and sheep are scared...
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
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And where they sometimes are pulling the wrong leg (the 3rd one)
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Not when it concerns pota-toes
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Why the heel are you sole worried about this? Just keep instep with the time sandel all work out OK.
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With a woman is there ever a right foot?
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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... and that's why when going out they can never find a pair of shoes that 'looks right.'
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Just curious.
What is the worst mistake you've made while speaking a foreign language?
I am male and told someone in Spanish that I was pregnant. (It is easy to do. Don't condemn me.)
I also asked a waitress if she was lactating.
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Hmmm, listen to a drinking buddy for the translation? Sounds like it!
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I told my Latin teacher to "Futue te ipsum!" which was not even close what I was trying to say! 
(Latin was not my best subject)
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Hmmm, sounds like it was exactly what you intended to say!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Foreign language? Sorry I speak English so you'll need to explain to me what a "foreign language" is and why anyone would want to speak it.
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Isn't British English considered a foreign language? 
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My English tutor always said that British is the only form of English, and that American was an "accident, not a language" 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Ask him why programming languages use American spelling then?
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