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I'm not 100% sure, but I think it's something you'd like her to get for you 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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A very nice thought, but I would never choose whisk[e]y. Gin and vodka, sometimes in the same glass, I am fine with but I tend to hold back on whiskey except for a few specific ones.
Now a Gin Soaked Advent, I'd go for that*!
- Already do, but without the calendar.
veni bibi saltavi
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Ah, but you haven't read the text thoroughly enough: It IS indeed a GIN calendar - not whisky! 
(They DO have whisky calendars also, but this particular one is not)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Not only do I apologize, I double apologize.
makes an order for 24 ginvent calendars
veni bibi saltavi
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Lets celebrate 
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Like the new look front page. It looks rather crisp.
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And I thought it was my new glasses...
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Like the new look front page. It looks rather crisp.
(; ˙˙˙ɹǝʇsǝʇ ɐʇǝq ɐ sᴉ ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ʇɐɥʇ ʞuᴉɥʇ ʇ,uop I ʇnq ǝǝɹƃɐ I
Graeme
"I fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks one time, but I fear the man that has practiced one kick ten thousand times!" - Bruce Lee
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Graeme_Grant wrote: ɹǝʇsǝʇ ɐʇǝq ɐ sᴉ ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ʇɐɥʇ ʞuᴉɥʇ ʇ,uop I
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Only those that fight demagorgons it seems.
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Looks just the same as always to me; apart from Bob's birthday picture.
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Despite the weather getting colder, it was once again time to get rid of the facial pullover once again. But why shave off everything? Now I look like one of the Musketeers. Gimme my hat and my sword!
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I determined long long ago that first thing in the morning is not the brightest time to be putting sharp instruments to ones face and leave a rather crimson testimony of ones manual dexterity while awaiting full consciousness. And any other time is most likely moot.
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Same here, but tomorrow Mr. Bigcarbuilder will come and look at the next version of our project. Can't come to work looking like a biblical prophet.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: Can't come to work looking like a biblical prophet.
You do modelling work? 
--edit
Top 10 beards in tech | Expert Reviews[^] - number 7, not you?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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That's part of why I do so in the evening before bed.
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So long as you do it before bed and not in bed. That could get messy.
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Sure you're not thinking of Don Quixote?
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I still hope to break the habit of riding against windmills.
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A Lion Must Have A Mane !
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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The mane is on the opposite side of the head. A lion has just a few whiskers, like all cats.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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You need to learn how to have a good time.
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When I worked at a food production facility, it was a clean shave policy - if you don't shave, don't come in to work.
On September 1, 1993, the policy changed; now, to go in the mill, you had to wear a beard bag if not clean shaven. Since we already had to wear hair nets, I decided to stop shaving and wear the beard bag as needed.
I don't remember the last night I shaved.
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Just for clarity...
You choose to grow a beard in the summer (warm) and shave it off in the winter (cold)?
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No. I grow a beard anytime and shave it off when I feel like it. In the past that moment came a few times when my dad (and Sgt. Major, now long retired) informed me that I started to look like a bear around the balls.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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