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Well you could have celebrated it, if anyone had asked you could always tell that a mad Catalan congratulated you so you had to do it...
If you need it we can sign down certificates (wives, parents, bosses...).
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Joan M wrote: If you need it we can sign down certificates (wives, parents, bosses...).
Very enterprising. I can see why Catalonia is one of the richer parts of Spain.  Unfortunately, my parents, wife, and boss all know my birthday, so it won't work. 
I'll keep it in mind in case I change one or more of the three...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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glennPattonWork wrote: sitting at a desk is safer.
But far less interesting.
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I see what you mean...however I by nature an indoor type messing about outside can lead to injury, I have the scars to prove it....
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glennPattonWork wrote: I have the scars to prove it...
Me too, but it's all part of the fun.
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I'm not superstitious, because it brings bad luck.
selfish adj. Defines someone who does not think of me.
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In "The Dukes of Hazard", was Boss Hogg's dialog HTML encoded &.gt;&.gt;&.gt; ?
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Either something got lost in the translation, or I'm being slow today.
Either way, someone's gonna have to explain that one to me.
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Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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It is relating to his characteristic speech tic.
But - the fact that it needed explaining means... it wasn't that good 
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Speech tic?
Are you sure that's not Roscoe?
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Yeah - that sounds more likely. Let's go with Roscoe.
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So, how then is Roscoe's dialog "HTML encoded &.gt;&.gt;&.gt;" ? I still don't get it...  
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I always thought that Roscoe was Coo, coo, coo...
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Paper Airplane on KickStarter[^]
Quote: POWERUP DART is a conversion kit for paper planes that makes them awesome. Fold a small paper plane, attach the DART, and fly around your backyard, office or park with impressive accuracy. Do cool tricks with an awesome paper plane jet you fold yourself.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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That's cool. 
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"Indestructible" is a big word ... I know children that could break anything.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I know grownups that can break anything. 
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What even Tonka toys? 
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Piece of cake!
These kids could break Toyota Hilux pickups, and even Top Gear couldn't do that! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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My younger brother was one of those children. Not a single toy that I had as a kid survived his attentions.
(Now that he's over 50, he's mellowed slightly )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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You've just described your ideal software tester.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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