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You sir, have just won teh internets!
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Software Zen: delete this;
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Next you will be telling us that the Russians know the way of the samovar.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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We tzar that one coming.
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Vodka I say to this?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I know your just putin me on.
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Comrade into my office! 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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I'll commissar as I get a chance.
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If you stole that, you are a pundit!
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Just another of your bushido posts. I thought I'd try to be polite, but I just no Kendo.
Aikido not, there is nothing here worthy of redemption.
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Nah, just cut it short. This may not be all that punny but it is to the point.
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Today is a great day to have a great day!
Jeremy Falcon
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Tomorrow will be much better. And remember it is already tomorrow here so I'm talking two days away for you.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: so I'm talking two days away for you.
I read that as "I'm taking two days away from you." And was about to post an angry demand for them back.
In fact, I want them back anyway on principle. How dare you be two days in the future, and not tell me the winning lottery numbers for tomorrow?
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OriginalGriff wrote: I read that as "I'm taking two days away from you." And was about to post an angry demand for them back.
In fact, I want them back anyway on principle. How dare you be two days in the future, and not tell me the winning lottery numbers for tomorrow?
My tomorrow is two days in your future, though I think we're 50 in the future where Wales is concerned.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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So, with his yesterday being my tomorrow and my tomorrow being your tomorrow's yesterday's yesterday's tomorrow, I think all has become clear now. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: I think we're 50 in the future where Wales is concerned.
Not quite: we don't have Telstra!
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Telstra's just a symptom
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The disease must be horrendous!
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that's why England exported them
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: Tomorrow will be much better.
The future aint what it used to be, mate.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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megaadam wrote: The future aint what it used to be, mate.
The date is significant tomorrow.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Tomorrow does not exist. It is always today.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Oh snap.
Jeremy Falcon
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