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Oi, stop plagiarising my wurst joke! :P
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Sounds like it's a deep crater, guv'nor, but it's completely clear (7).
Evident
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
modified 27-Jul-17 2:54am.
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Soapbox. 
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Excellent...  But, sadly, wrong.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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I hoped so, I did write a random answer once before and sadly got it right. 
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Got a roomba?[^]
So, not only do they spread doggy-do over everything if they find it, they also spy out your house for the maker. Still don't want to push a Hoover about?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Like uncle Owen said, let's bring that thing to Anchorhead and have its memory wiped. Take care of that first thing in the morning.
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It's WiFi enabled - they already have the data...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No wonder the stormtroopers know which door to kick in. (Wave hand) 'These are the farmers you want to barbeque!'
modified 26-Jul-17 4:37am.
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Amazing. It knows the password too
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I assume users provide it when they install so as to map the room better and provide more efficient cleaning. I dunno - I don't own one, because I have a cat and I'm pretty sure the two would not sit well together...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't have one either. Not to sound sexist, but the missus already has the room layout sorted, so the ol' fashion Roomba works just fine....
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At least those cats here[^] have no problems with them. The house mappers should have more problems with the cats constantly redirecting the robots.
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My favorite is this one. The only thing missing is the laser.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Can I sell my house plan directly? Any one to buy here?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well, not to me anyway - but then, I'm not one of Our Lizard Masters so I don't need it to direct the Mind Control Ray accurately.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I can't understand why anyone would buy this.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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...to work on my SQL Express Agent project (and soon to be article). I've made significant strides in the last week - the UI closely resembles the agent editor that lives in SQL Server Manager, with allowances made for the fact that it's intended to create agents for SQL Server Express (which doesn't support agents at all).
Each agent can have multiple steps, and each step can run either a query or a SSIS package.
After months of working with Qlikview, I'd thought I might have lost my C#/WPF foo, but it came back strong.
I wish we could post images...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Full steam ahead, Cap'n !
«Differences between Big-Endians, who broke eggs at the larger end, and Little-Endians gave rise to six rebellions: one Emperor lost his life, another his crown. The Lilliputian religion says an egg should be broken on the convenient end, which is now interpreted by the Lilliputians as the smaller end. Big-Endians gained favor in Blefuscu.» J. Swift, 'Gulliver's Travels,' 1726CE
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 Goodluck old man.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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such as FreeNet or ZeroNet?
Just curious, as Peer-to-Peer is part of the underlying technology for things like blockchain (and anything distributed.)
If so, what for? (Unless that's secret, haha!)
Me, no, but how these things work is of interest. It looks like .NET, since version 3.5, has some P2P integrated with WCF and some basic classes, and there's a few implementations I've come across in Python and C# (the only two languages I've looked at at the moment) but so far, what I've seen is rather monolithic -- for example, you're stuck with whatever protocol (TCP, UDP, whatever) that the coder chose, and there's no options for a hybrid approach (P2P or Peer-to-Server), etc.
There's also quite a lot of interesting complexity to the whole concept, not just regarding security, but optimization of the topology, and so forth.
Marc
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I used ZeroNet for a bit, but since I couldn't answer the "what for" question I stopped using it. It seemed more theoretically interesting as a concept than practically useful as a tool.
Mainline DHT has been more useful to me, I use it more or less daily (though that makes it sound more interactive than it is) and I almost always have a node online in it.
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harold aptroot wrote: Mainline DHT has been more useful to me,
Ah, thanks -- more reading to do. I keep encountering references to Kademlia, looks like it warrants a deeper dive.
harold aptroot wrote: I use it more or less daily
For what, if I may ask?
Marc
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Short magnets without embedded trackers and old magnets/torrents where all the trackers are dead. Of course trackers can be added to them but there's no real way to know which trackers other people have added to them (except adding all of them), so without DHT you'd miss a lot of peers (maybe all of them).
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Hi Marc,
While this is not "true P2P," I think you might find it interesting and related, I think, to the topic:
XDMessaging.NET : ipc without server client; very easy to use. I found out, after discovering XDMessaging, that the author had a CP article published in 2007; that's been updated in 2010, but is out of date now. I've written the author, and requested he update the CP article. last dev activity on github two-months ago. I am experimenting with the "lite" package to enable duplex communication between WinForm apps, but the full package can do remoting using AWS.
home: [^]
github: [^]
«Differences between Big-Endians, who broke eggs at the larger end, and Little-Endians gave rise to six rebellions: one Emperor lost his life, another his crown. The Lilliputian religion says an egg should be broken on the convenient end, which is now interpreted by the Lilliputians as the smaller end. Big-Endians gained favor in Blefuscu.» J. Swift, 'Gulliver's Travels,' 1726CE
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