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RJOberg wrote: dumps them in poor areas and then buy the scavenged raw materials for cheap.
It is recycling. They leave waste in a plant with organisms that live separating the raw materials, obtaining the materials back.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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reminds me of another joke, "carbon tax"
(joke was so damn easy to get "carbon tax credits" the coal power stations wouldn't actually pay tax for next 20 years - which they could also mitigate [in advance] by throwing up a windmill or two, or even promising to maintain their distribution system to reduce loss due to old wiring etc.)
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the any key okay
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Munchies_Matt wrote: We need to put a tax on electronic goods so they can be recycled properly.
We already have these in Ontario, thank you very much. Well, the tax part at least. Whether anything actually gets recycled at all or not is a question best left to our prime minister.
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Because for them it is a Wurst-Kase scenario...
I'll get me coat.
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It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times.
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1) So that's what a disruption in the force feels like...
2) I know that you should know better than to pronounce it so badly.
3) Käse, not Kase. Hände hoch, not Hande hoch.
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I don't recognise umlauts! 
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What! that's even more racist than the first post.
Becomming a Chinese famboi or perhaps time to lay off eating the cheap fake rice?
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OriginalGriff wrote: I don't recognise umlauts! 
You are a master of the obvious 
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I knew I was a master of something!
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Nope, all I get is "The Internet is a great place and free thanks the Ads Please disable ADBLOCK"
And when I get that kind of pleading, it's normally because the ads are inappropriate, overused, or unpleasant; or the content is rubbish. And no, I don't disable uBlock to find out ... sites like this one earn the right to be in a White List - my default position is "earn it, don't expect it".
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Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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Cheese and sauerkraut, suboptimal mix.
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Oi, stop plagiarising my wurst joke! :P
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Sounds like it's a deep crater, guv'nor, but it's completely clear (7).
Evident
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
modified 27-Jul-17 2:54am.
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Soapbox.
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Excellent...  But, sadly, wrong.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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I hoped so, I did write a random answer once before and sadly got it right.
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Got a roomba?[^]
So, not only do they spread doggy-do over everything if they find it, they also spy out your house for the maker. Still don't want to push a Hoover about?
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Like uncle Owen said, let's bring that thing to Anchorhead and have its memory wiped. Take care of that first thing in the morning.
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It's WiFi enabled - they already have the data...
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No wonder the stormtroopers know which door to kick in. (Wave hand) 'These are the farmers you want to barbeque!'
modified 26-Jul-17 4:37am.
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Amazing. It knows the password too
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I assume users provide it when they install so as to map the room better and provide more efficient cleaning. I dunno - I don't own one, because I have a cat and I'm pretty sure the two would not sit well together...
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