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... Mine is a bouncy castle! 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Mine is a bouncy castle
Full of little children? Are you pregnant?
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Hopefully not, but then again: If I were, there was a chance of change within the next 9 months, but alas, I wouldn't count on it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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RyanDev wrote: Full of little children? Are you pregnant?
More likely full of air, and there's usually some pressure outlet vents so it wont burst when fat bigger kids jump on.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Say have we met? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Mine's a love shack.
"Love" being zero, in tennis
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mine is a temple (to Bacchus).
Slogans aren't solutions.
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In mine the walls are crumbling, the plumbings a mess and the foundation is cracking.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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My body is indeed a temple.
Admittedly, a temple to a number of the rather less reputable gods, but...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I have the body of a God.
Buddha.
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: Buddha
I guess you mean Budai.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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My body IS a temple. It's just that it's been ransacked by the Visigoths!
veni bibi saltavi
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Mine is more like a severely neglected lawn ornament.
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
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I wonder if it is served with a creamy sauce?
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Now you're just being a dick...
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Tricky Dick?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: I wonder if it is served with a creamy sauce?
I will not say much about why tomato sauce would not be appropriate.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You asked...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Hahahaha - wait until you have to have a biopsy for your prostate. Apparently. So I've been told... 
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Isn't that a bit too hard, just because he does not like tomato sauce?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Instructions on package (?):
When it gets hot and wet, drain it.
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Bechamel sauce would be appropriate, I think!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The Korean version's called "phalottini".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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