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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onllokers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: RIP Mort Walker
Well, he was a dead man walking...
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Clever. I see what you did there... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onllokers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Such puns shouldn't be allowed in a decent Longue. 
I like it! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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What's the hype with all these "flunked" posts in the Lounge ?
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Possibly a revival of the "Know Nothing" party? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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A runaway joke, basically. Happens sometimes.
Kinda like the 'post' craze a while back.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: A runaway joke
Yup - it flunked the brake test! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onllokers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Oh no ... not again
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I figured it was like those bad pun threads that go on forever. Except more difficult to ignore as new threads end up on top. Can't wait for it to die off.
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Are you positive?
Or
I didn't have the energy to complete it.
modified 30-Jan-18 23:41pm.
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Polarization? Or negentropy?
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Cheer up, don't be so negative - it's not terminal.
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He should stay away from the police for now, otherwise they might charge him with something.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: they might charge him with something.
A Tazer? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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..and throw him into a dry cell?
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That's flat out a good flunk.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Ever had that moment when adding a customer requested feature you realize had the original design been done correctly, all you would have to add is one method? No, instead, it's an elephanting mess...
just once, I would like to do something right. No, I'm not modifying my code, but I'm certainly not sinless in this area.
We had one job...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Seems a legit candidate for the W&W section
"I'm neither for nor against, on the contrary." John Middle
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Your post is up-voted, and I'm going to write an article about the issue I'm fixing tonight. I'll post it to W&W. It's a real turd.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Entropy increases.
Tough to design out.
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yeah entropy is a bitch, no need to encourage her.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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I rarely NOT had that moment... 
Especially with that customer who flunked their DI test and used MEF (which is not a DI library!) 
But the feeling when you have that seemingly huge feature request and you can fix it by introducing a simple class or method is priceless
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