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IMPOSSIBLE REMIX - Super Mario Bros. Medley - YouTube[^]
EDIT: As it appears that RVOTD is not well liked, I am going to cease posting it permanently.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
modified 28-Feb-18 18:03pm.
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RVOTD Retro Video Of The Day?
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glennPattonWork wrote: RVOTD Retro Video Of The Day?
Repeat: same sh*t, different day.
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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To quote a song 'Nothin' really changes, but the date!'
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A private lunar landing... We have to tell Dalek Dave!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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From the article "The network will enable Audi lunar exploration vehicles to communicate with each other and with a base station."
No change there then, Audi drivers will be using their mobile phones while driving on the moon too...
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Outstanding question: Will BMW indicators work on the moon?
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Just like Earth: no one will ever know. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I know, because BMW's secret volcano base[^] must be somewhere here in town. Just yesterday I saw two prototypes - on the parking lot of a supermarket. The testers were busy getting some lunch and running around the cars with clipboards and, well, testing things. Who knows why, but they also checked the underused indicators.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
modified 28-Feb-18 5:23am.
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You make it sound like that might be difficult, in either case - highly disputable!
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The moon? Hey, they haven't even got 1G there!
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And neither do parts of Australia!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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JavaScript is the most trending programming language on the web today! Facebook, Google, Uber and countless so-called Unicorn startups have now made JavaScript a cornerstone of their technology stack.
Seriously "...unicorn startups..."
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Mike Hankey wrote: unicorn startups.
What does this mean? Startups that don't exist? Startups with a horn in their head? Startups that poop ice cream?
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Startups that fart rainbows.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yeah that was a WTF moment for me as well.
Who comes up with these?, obviously someone with way too much time on their hands.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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The blood of these startups will keep you alive, even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price.
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Yes, but it will be a half life, a JavaScript life.  Just shoot me already... 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Seriously "...unicorn startups..."
The best thing about codeproject... I learn something new here all the time.
My latest wasted brain cells... I just absorbed this list:
List of unicorn startup companies - Wikipedia[^]
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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Someone should remind these venture capitalist that only virgins can touch a Unicorn.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Matthew Dennis wrote: Someone should remind these venture capitalist that only virgins can touch a Unicorn.
I should point out that this is a programmer forum.
Yeah, same to you.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Mike Hankey wrote: JavaScript is the most trending programming language on the web today!
And you're worrying about unicorns!?  
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And the best thing that out of the three mentioned companies only ONE is really on that list...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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