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That's so racist.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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That's not a whiteboard.
That's a control flow graph showing how Chris has implemented the codeproject software. The black represents the QA code, the yellow shows forum code and the red is a graph of the code for implementing the AI neural network that simulates users such a OriginalGriff who is actually a bot.
See the brown at the bottom? That's a graph of special code for the unsavory sections on codeproject such as the SoapBox.
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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I love whiteboards. they're remarkable.
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Excellent - very funny.
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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Is a bloodbath a vampire's spa treatment?
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You're witty vlad aren't you!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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The Tranquilvania Hotel & Spa: were-wolves go to get exfoliated and mummies go to get unwound.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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I knew I could count on you as your very coffin cape-able of a real knee-slapper.
What would be cool is some new fang-eled post.
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Only if the spa is run by Elizabeth Báthory[^].
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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The answer was COMPILATION - anyone want to provide the solution?
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Something you probably do many times a day!
Perhaps a comma would have helped you?
Collection COMPILATION
to build, a stage COMPILATION
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OriginalGriff wrote: Something you probably do many times a day!
Masturbate?
OriginalGriff wrote: to build, a stage
I couldn't get past stage as in the Thespian one. I think about Thespians a lot, hence my answer above.
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TMI.
Way, way, TMI.
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OriginalGriff wrote: Something you probably do many times a day!
pee!
OriginalGriff wrote: to build, a stage
pee cement!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(_signature))
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + _signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Man, I'm glad I don't share a loo with you! 
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What would you do if it's rock hard?
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if(!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(_signature))
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + _signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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See a doctor?
Or possibly a builder?
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Well the mafia likes the shoes i make 
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if(!string.IsNullOrWhiteSpace(_signature))
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + _signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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OriginalGriff wrote: a stage
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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What's the first stage in the build process?
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Posting a "question" in QA to get someone to send you TEH CODEZ?
(Remembering to add "it's urgent" to highlight the fact that you're no good at time management either.)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I'm old school: we didn't have QA!
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