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and turned into a grocery store.
I'll get my coat 
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I don't get it  Anyone wanna enlighten me?
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A magician was walking down the street...
...and turned on a lamp. It was a very enlightening experience!
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I get this one 
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David O'Neil wrote: A magician was walking down the street...
...and turned on a lamp.
ouch! Was the lamp OK?
... sounds like Vegas with all these [drunk?] magicians walking around and bumping into things.
Sin tack ear lol
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If I explain, then it won't be as funny  (the funny-meter bar is already pretty low to be honest though)
modified 19-Nov-18 21:01pm.
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Two Pretzels were walking down the street.
One was assaulted.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A baby seal walks into a club...
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Carefull! The warranty is invalidated if the seal is broken...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Also...
The tachyon says to the bartender, "Give me something strong."
A tachyon walks into a bar.
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The barman asks what the first one wants.
Two race conditions walk into a bar.
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Sadly, I'll help you with essentially the same joke (as seen since Vaudeville):
A man gets a magic lamp, rubs it and the Genie appears.
The Genie asks "What do you wish, Master?".
The man thinks for a moment and says "Make me a malted!".
The Genie then says "Abra-ka-dabra - You are a malted!"
* FYI: A malted is a milk-based beverage with barely malt and syrup.
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My wife is a witch! We were driving down the road, she blew into my ear and I turned into a motel!
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No more will I leave a network device's IP address set to the default!
No more will I cause my network to seize up when I put a new device on the network!
No more will I cause my network to seize up when I press the reset button on an existing device!
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For anyone who believes this is all feasible...I have a bridge for sale you may be interested in.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Oh Oh, is it in Brooklyn ? how much
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Ha! I haven't needed a bridge in years.
(A bridging router that is.)
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How do you know he's using STP?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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and no less either? 
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: No more will I cause my network to seize up when I press the reset button on an existing device!
If it's the router?
Perhaps: "No more shall you perform networking tasks" - that'll fix all your problems
Sin tack ear lol
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Going off the grid, are we?
Marc
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I run Piriform's CCleaner from time to time to get rid of pesky tracking cookies and other vermin on my computer. Lately, several times a week, CCleaner will pop up a window stating that it can free between 1GB and 3GB of disk space, occupied by memory dumps. Why the frequent, massive memory dumps? The machine seems to be working normally otherwise. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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One possible cause is that at least one program is crashing frequently, and creating dumps in the process. Looking at the event logs might be a good start.
modified 25-Jan-17 22:48pm.
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