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Wonderful. 
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Two words - "Click. Bait."
veni bibi saltavi
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One Word - "Whatever"
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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You will never guess what he did next! 
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Tracey Island?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A nice girl.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I actually knew a woman named Marina Court. She had to make weekly trips to the other side of town, to pick up mail that had been misdirected.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Agreed.
The "And The Interior Will Take Your Breath Away makes me not want to visit the site again, no matter what a great piece of work that building is.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nice but not for me (even if I could afford it). That is waaay too much space and the Mrs will probably freak out imagining things living in the silos.
Here's another link (non-clickbait-y  ) with more photos.
The Factory / Ricardo Bofill | ArchDaily
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No, but the dog is showing signs of being very uneasy with the situation, which is why it is doing that.
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What situation exactly? According to the description (s)he's just hot.
I'm guessing the towel on its head is wet and cooling.
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You obviously don't know much about dogs( nor the person who posted the video); that is alright.
That is not an overheated pant, the dog is repeatedly licking its lips and nose, two completely different body language actions.
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I wouldn't know why the dog would be uneasy though.
It looks like a pug and those dogs are always uneasy.
Still seems to me like it's just warm and trying to lose some heat.
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oy vey. 
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Isn't that a diesel powered dog?!
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An old CommitStrip from 2013; playing the random strip game. I think the sub-title could be 'true dat'.
veni bibi saltavi
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Back when MHz were sparse we had to make them count!
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We knew what to do with clock cycles but they wouldn't let us have em.
Now we have em to the condemnation of others. 
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Shared responsibility[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Nice! That about sums it up. 
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I've been helping people with that for years.
I can only sleep away the lives of two others next to my own. I may be able to slip in a third if I do some overtime though.
For a little extra I also do all of your general slacking, stalling and relaxing.
It's hard work so it doesn't come cheap, but if you have need of my services you can send me a reply and we can work out a deal (I do give CP discounts!)
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I've heard of multi-tasking, but multi-sleeping is new to me. You Europeans really are on the cutting edge (if that's the term I want ) of slacking!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That's what plenty of science funds, job security and free/cheap healthcare does to people
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