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Egyszer volt egy kiss hangyat, egyszer nem volt. 
veni bibi saltavi
modified 15-Feb-17 17:08pm.
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Once there was a kiss ants, not once was
Not sure if it's Google's Hungarian translator that's broken, or your Hungarian. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I missed an auto correct, kis not kiss. Once there was a little mouse, once there wasn't. Every Hungarian folk tale starts this way.
veni bibi saltavi
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The ant never makes it to the end of the rope. The waveform set up by the flexing of the rope makes the ant dizzy and so he falls off. On his way to the ground he intercepts the path of an arrow that a tortoise has been struggling to run away from for quite some time.
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If the arrow doesn't get him, the bowl of petunias probably will. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yes.
The ant does not even need to move. Just stay there. Eventually, destination pole will touch the origin pole due to stretching and Earth being spherical (almost). At that point, just switch lanes. 
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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The ant will reach the end -- the part of the whole path he covers in a second is 0.01 / (1 + t),
where t is time in seconds (the covered part doesn't decrease since the line extends uniformly).
So the total part he has covered up to the time t is 0.01 * ln(1 + t),
meaning he crosses whole path in exp(100) - 1 seconds (approx. 10^36 years).
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I would have thought by this time that version of the puzzle would have involved nano-bots.
The first time it was trains; then cars; then people ...
"(I) am amazed to see myself here rather than there ... now rather than then".
― Blaise Pascal
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Is an argument between two vegans still called a beef?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Peas stop! I cannot take it any more.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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megaadam wrote: I cannot take it any more.
Surely you mean you carrot take it any more??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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What kind of thing is that to soy? The yeast you can do is to find a comfortable seat, seitan you glutes, and repent.
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Two Vegans would never argue... neither would have a steak in a specific position.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Or a toFU
djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.
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Beets me. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's called pointless. Neither argument would have any meat to it.
"Never trust a vegan" - Gemma Teller (Sons Of Anarchy)
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But beef is vegan and tastes good.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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You're heading for a cauliflower ear!
veni bibi saltavi
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It would definitely put them in a stew!
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You should see me when I have a bad tempeh!
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If you argue with them will you get beet?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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It would be called a rhubarb! 
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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Looks kinda like something in the Joss Weadon universe going to warp speed!
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