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As some famous Greek philosopher once said:
Test-a-clees
Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
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That just begs the (very, very old) question:
if talc is used for talcum powder, and garlic makes garlic powder, what makes baby powder?
(I think I need another 'very' or two in there 
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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I (absolutely!) don't mean to be hard-on you but what ejactly did you mean by that?
One can get sacked with that kind of remark.
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Oh, cum on!
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I'll just head this off right now:
<required_response>
Don't be a jerk.
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tests are as eggsperiments
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Reminds me of this, which I heard 45 years ago when, as an instructor, I taught Computer Science.
The professor sprang a surprise on his students by giving them a quiz with particularly difficult questions. As he collected the answer sheets, he asked, "How do you like my little quizzie?"
One student replied, "If that is one of your quizzies, I would hate to see your testes." 
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. . . because we all know how true it is: Dilbert 2017-08-28[^]
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On the other hand, next week: "Hey, my stock dropped 2%. I just lost more money than you'll ever make in your lifetime."
Marc
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Nah . . . they'll stop any such stock decline by using the employee pension fund and 401K to increased demand for the stock.*
* At least until they sell their own holdings
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Not really - CEOs tend to be rewarded with options not outright stock.
No downside risk.
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I still don't get it. Do I leave you a tip or not?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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megaadam wrote: I still don't get it. Do I leave you a tip or not?
Better not to tip ... could be accused of insider trading if the employed used it.
signature upgrading ... please wait.
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This doesn't bother me, so I can't relate to the comic strip.
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I know it's a UK holiday, but ... I forgot that on Friday. 
Charge a toll at the oxbow lake (9)
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BILLABONG
means oxbow lake.
BILL = charge
BONG (sound of a bell tolling)
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Very good - and quick too! 
I thought that might last a little longer... 
You are up tomorrow.
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 I've had to explain 'billabong' to way too many Northern Hemisphereans...
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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You mean, Niels Bohr(ing)?
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That rings a bell.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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In contrast, I was at the Titanic exhibition and found this amazing book about how they put ships together back then.
It was riveting.
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I think you hit the nail on the head there! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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By coincidence, I was reading a book on the glues they used for the wooden parts - I couldn't put it down.
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