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If a couple shoplift a calendar, do they get six months each?
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Yet they still get all the holidays.
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This time, the 'thought' was a bit week. Perhaps, after much hard work (smoking gin?) you're in a bit of a days?<br?
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but if it was expired that would be time already served
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Or six bunnies each, if it is one of those calendars.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Can one shop lift a shop calendar?
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Yes, and if they tear out a couple of pages and give them away, they get time off for good behavior.
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Only if one of them is called Greg or Ian.
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You should March on down to the pun police station and turn yourself in for that one. They May take pity on you if you tell the truth, but if July you'll really be in for it.
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Now that's an August comment!
/ravi
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They will only get caught if it's the year of the rat!
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I put it to you that a variable, constant or define named "MILLISEC_PER_SEC" is never, ever, ever needed.
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Chris Maunder
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Shouldn't this be in "The Weird and the Wonderful" (with a code snippet)? 
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That's what I would think, as the SI-system is fairly logical. Then you meet someone from the UK and they tell you there's x feet in an inch.
It's also a nice shortcut, to change the display from msec to sec, just by setting this constant to "0" instead of "1000" :p
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: they tell you there's x feet in an inch.
There are: 0.0833333... feet in 1 inch.
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And then the shoe-size is not measured in feet nor inches..
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Well, obviously; they're measured in barleycorns[^]. Everybody knows that! 
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I learned not only a valuable unit today. This link enriched my view of the metric/non-metric systems. Very useful graphic[^]. Now I realize why it is so for a person familiar with all this to discover the metric system.
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You only typed five 3s. Methinks you are missing some 3s! 
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Hence the elipsis - I can't put a dot over a three reliably (there's no HTML overstrike-and-superscript tag that I know of)
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Yes I know. I was just messing with you.
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Damn. I was hoping you knew of one! 
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Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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U+035E s͞e͞e͞m͞s͞ to work...
OH, not sure how it works in HTML....
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<first>Jim</first> <last>Meadors</last>
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0.0833
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