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I followed all the rules when I wrote my HelloWorld.EXE
Why does the world keep ignoring me?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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"... Oh, sure.. 'just go up to the first person you see and start talking'..." 
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Because it makes use of GoodbyeCruelWorld.dll
This space for rent
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Because you wrote a program.
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Your OS is case sensitive.
Let's see how much time it takes people to figure out.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Time to get out the debugger.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Because it's become a cruel, jaded place - and your HelloWorld didn't post to Farcebook and Twatter.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Farcebook and Twatter
You children, you really know what's hip!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Oh yes, I'm down with the kidz.
Just signed up for MySpace!
And I'm using SnapChat to save all my selfies forever!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Try it with HelloWorld.Exe you camel 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Did you check your TCP/IP settings?
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Is your mouse properly connected?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Are all assemblies compiled too?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Ya forgot to switch it to release mode 
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Cause your main()'s return type was avoid.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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because rule #1: the world that is hello-ed to has no rule ...
is not followed rigorously, try again!
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Tomorrow, Feb 4th, will be our 50th wedding anniversary. Time to uncork a bottle of champers or two! How time flies when you are having fun! ![Jig | [Dance]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
modified 3-Feb-17 9:03am.
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Thanks!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Thanks!
BTW: How do you add the little dancing man to a message?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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:jig:
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Done, thanks!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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50 years? You'd have got a shorter sentence for murder! 
But seriously, congratulations. Raise a glass to the next 50! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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