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Since you asked so nicely, I did your survey.
Twice. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes, the responses are beginning to pour in.
So far we have upwards of 3 responses so I'm sure by end of day this survey will have gone viral. 
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It's possible the third one may be mine as well. I was looking at answering every possible combination, but then I did the math and got bored. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I, however, did the maths.
This space for rent
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I dun the physic as well!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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raddevus wrote: It's for realz!
As my answers too (all 5 or 6 of them)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Done.
Now, about your daughter...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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... have to make a big deal[^] out of everything.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Hey, don't knock it - that blue pill turns it into a street party, apparently. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If I have a choice, I will always take the red pill.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: I will always take the red pill.[^]
Wikipedia claims it's from the Matrix, but I'm pretty sure Frank Miller used it first.
I shall google, later, then spend weeks complaining about wikipedia to everyone.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yeah - I know what that poor guy must feel like.
I was responsible for two airport closing for the same reason.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I hope you also were so nice to put up signs to explain the situation. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The signs were knocked over and trampled by all the women headed my way. They took the red flashing lights as an invite.
It's a good thing I start the day with a good breakfast!
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Hmmm. I discovered the roadrunner and the coyote on the cereal boy this morning. What does that say about my breakfast?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: I discovered the roadrunner and the coyote on the cereal boy this morning.
You're into bestiality?
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Most problematic god - one in the birdhouse (9)
Slogans aren't solutions.
modified 1-Mar-17 8:37am.
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erogenous
Eros - God
rest of putative "solution" not KSS. 
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Thorniest
Thor - god
i - one
nest - birdhouse
i in nest gives 'niest'
Thorniest is most problematic
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We have a winner! Well done.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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D'oh!
I spent about 20 problematic minutes trying to coming up with anagrams for "aviary"....
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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I am working with Xamarin forms and there is a problem with FormsAppCompat size after softkeyboard is shown on screen.
There is a bit of a fix copied verbatim all over the web which can (also) be found there:
Accommodating The On Screen Keyboard in Xamarin Forms - Xamarin Help
My particular beef is with those lines copied in so many places
int usableHeightNow = computeUsableHeight();
if (usableHeightNow != usableHeightPrevious)
{
int usableHeightSansKeyboard = mChildOfContent.RootView.Height;
int heightDifference = usableHeightSansKeyboard - usableHeightNow;
frameLayoutParams.Height = usableHeightSansKeyboard - heightDifference;
This looks painfully complicated, doesn't it? That's probably why it has been copied verbatim in so many places.
Now, as a thought exercise let's use those so called "evil and short and meaningless" variable names
int a = computeUsableHeight();
if (a != usableHeightPrevious)
{
int b = mChildOfContent.RootView.Height;
int d = b - a;
frameLayoutParams.Height = b - d;
what is immediately visible now?
well frameLayoutParams.Height = b - d = b - (b - a) = a hence the all thing can be simplified to:
int a = computeUsableHeight();
if (a != usableHeightPrevious)
{
frameLayoutParams.Height = a;
All of that to say that those "long and meaningful" variable names are really an hindrance...
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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