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The Genera...
Oh, damn.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The Manchurian Candidate
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The Big Lewinski sorry, I meant Lebowski
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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The Teabagging party
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I suppose they want go back to batteries that don't explode 
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Why? They could improve them and become suppliers of the Army 
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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For that they would have to make them explode when they want and not just randomly 
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That was my meaning of "improve" 
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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:evil grin:
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Out of many views in my motorcycle's dashboard, there is one which shows average KM/h and litre/100 KM. Another one shows Litre/KM and Litre/100 KM. I usually set it to latter in city to maintain fuel average.
This morning, I started for office and noticed the numbers are really high for fuel average (litre/KM). I was doing the calculation and noticed that litre/100KM is wrong. I spent entire ride (17 minutes) calculating deviations and thinking that good folks who make this can't get basic mathematics right.
It was only after I reached office I realized that I was looking at KM/h and L/100KM view and not L/KM and L/100KM view. 
I just finished a rather large quantity of coffee hoping I function properly for rest of the day.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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And while you were staring at the numbers on your dashboard, what the hell was going on around you?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I wasn't looking at it all the time. Just a quick glance every few seconds while riding.
I usually start very early so there is very little traffic. So not much was going around me.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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lw@zi wrote: start very early
Now, that could be the problem?
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As long as you don't confuse the km/h with the clock or take the motor's rpm as relative airspeed or the artificial horizon as your course heading...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's not that stupid!
The news this morning was covering someone getting a new word world record for Bungee Dunking[^]
Now, that's stupid!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quote: Mr Berry (pictured) is among 600,000 people idiots around the world who will attempt to secure their places in the history books whose only possible claim for fame is based on doing something completely idiotic.
I want to take over as editor of the Guinness book.
I'd save them a fortune by changing 599,450 entries to "An idiot did something stupid".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just to troll that biscuit guy, as soon as he jumps, they should change position of tea cup. People have so much time and money.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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That is a lot of looking! Did you look at the road too? 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Is that mandatory? 
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Depends on how much you hate your job!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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The autoveloxes are more dangerous than useful IMHO because they force the driver to put too much attention to the speedometer to the detriment of the attention on the road. My (only) car accident happened precisely because I reacted half a second too slowly - I had to watch the speedometer to be sure I was under the limit - to a car which suddenly stopped in front of me.
Of course if the idiot in the other car had used the indicators in due time instead of suddenly braking because she just remembered she had to stop at the gas station (on the other side of the road) probably it would have been better...
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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That's okay, my new car has a built-in 0-60MPH timer.
Now that's something that will get you in trouble, and is highly distracting as well. I'm in so much trouble when gas goes back up 
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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lw@zi wrote: I spent entire ride (17 minutes) calculating deviations
If you are ever in Chennai, please let me know and I'll take the train.
You're Danish, right? Changed your display name? Back in India from SA?
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread
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Vikram A Punathambekar wrote: You're Danish, right? Changed your display name? Back in India from SA?
Yes,yes and yes.
Vikram A Punathambekar wrote: If you are ever in Chennai, please let me know and I'll take the train.
I might be there early next year. Planning for bike ride till Kanyakumari.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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