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Would a plate of pancakes give you the crepes?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh cake what a thought!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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No waffling over this one -- yes!
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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That one just falls flat.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Your comment stacks up pretty well! I don't think I could do batter.
/ravi
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You're just trying to butter me up.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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So hungry now.... I'm sure it will give me a yummmmmmmmmmmm
Bryian Tan
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Maple.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I batter give you the benefit of the doubt on this one!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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It's a griddle to late for you to syrupy consider whether or not to post that.
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Ihop you get an answer soon.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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modified 28-Feb-17 9:35am.
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Sounds like they had yet another satisfied customer.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If their visitors are anything some of those we get in QA, they couldn't attack a hole in the ground, let alone a website. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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TBH, I think I'd be pretty useless against a hole in the ground, too -- but my attempting to decapitate it with an axe would probably do well on youtube.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'd watch it!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Had a professor tell me that education, in the US anyway is one of the few things you don't expect your monies worth.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Perhaps - but as often as not, it's analogous to going to a restaurant, ordering a lot of food, and then leaving it behind. You don't get your money's worth - the details into whose fault it is are the real part worth considering.
Garbage In - Garbage Out . . . just might be referring to the students and not the lessons.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Garbage In...
It flows out of the Ivory Tower straight into the students' alimentary canals.
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raddevus wrote: Ivory Tower
There's a collection of stories, Aesop's Fables, which once were quite well known.
One of them is about "The Fox and the Grapes".
Or, in this case, the "Ivory Tower" is the grapes. You decide who the clever fox will be.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: The Fox and the Grapes".
For the lesser educated among us.
Aesop said: The Fox and the Grapes
One hot summer's day a Fox was strolling through an orchard till he came to a bunch of Grapes just ripening on a vine which had been trained over a lofty branch. "Just the thing to quench my thirst," quoth he. Drawing back a few paces, he took a run and a jump, and just missed the bunch. Turning round again with a One, Two, Three, he jumped up, but with no greater success. Again and again he tried after the tempting morsel, but at last had to give it up, and walked away with his nose in the air, saying: "I am sure they are sour."
It is easy to despise what you cannot get.
That Aesop was a pithy dude, he.
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Well, it's a fact that the cost of higher education in good universities is beyond most people. To end up with a 120K loan for a 4 year under-grad degree is a little harsh considering they would be 22-23 at most when they graduate.
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In my opinion, the high cost of college in the US is caused by the same thing that causes the high cost of healthcare:
It's the fact that we ourselves don't outlay the money for it. It's paid for by somebody else and we get an installment plan. That's a perfect recipe for outrageous prices.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Quote: 87% of millennials engage in password reuse
⇒⇒⇒Every time you reuse a password, a hacker gets his wings ⇐⇐⇐
This is just the latest example of a remark that made me actually LOL.
I've been getting the Daily News for years now and I just want the people involved in its production to know they are appreciated.
That's all. Just thanks. 
Cheers,
Mike Fidler
"I intend to live forever - so far, so good." Steven Wright
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Also Steven Wright
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Steven Wright yet again.
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Seconded - mostly the work of the brilliant Kent Sharkey - always starts my day with a chuckle.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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