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Look at this[^], it's back again.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Thanks for that - I saw it yesterday, but I'm waiting to hear if they are going to add eMMC storage to the software. At the moment AOMEI can't backup the WookieTab, so another copy doesn't help me much! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Gout comes to visit...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So, are you waiting for Goudot?
(My sympathies for the gout)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: So, are you waiting for Goudot?
Nope. Gouda.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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This belongs in the Soapbox.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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I wouldn't even go that far.
The joke gets old 8 seconds into it, and the whole thing lasts four and a half minutes.
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I imagine I'm not alone in not having a clue what you're talking about.
Nor caring.
If it's politics, take it to the Soapbox.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So life has been rough on me lately, feeling a bit depressed.
A friend suggested I go to the petting zoo as that might cheer me up.
I went today, but not one person would pet me 
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That's because you forgot to wear the Brony costume!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's probably the same zoo I went to the other week.
In the 'Wolf' enclosure, there was just one small Chinese dog - it was a shih tzu.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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At least there was plenty of space in the barking lot.
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Message Closed
modified 25-Feb-17 8:39am.
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Um...you did notice the "joke" icon?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Message Closed
modified 30-Apr-17 9:55am.
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Thanks for your concern anyway 
Good to hear you're doing better now 
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Quote: but not one person would pet me
What kind of animal are you?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Homo sapiens of the mammalia class 
Seriously, what did you expect?
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A code monkey, as most of us.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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True! True!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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That explains the 'brown clods' thrown about during the morning stand-up...
Software Zen: delete this;
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Maybe they thought you were Belgian.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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How do you get 20 Belgians on a flag pole?
Just pull up a portion of fries.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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