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You can rent an hour or two, including a real flight instructor. I have already been sitting on the left seat and now want another flight. It's a real UH-1 Huey cockpit and was previously used to train military pilots, but the Hueys are slowly retired.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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But aren't you worried that the guys running it look like a bunch of psychos and serial killers?
Then again, I suppose that adds to the allure.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I just had a brief exchange of mails with the psychos. They offer appointments at the weekend and the evening. At +25% on the price. I don't want to look what they want when I choose some late time during the weekend. I just wanted to know from their boss wether they were running a service for housewives, jobless and retired.
for the +25% alone I can go watch a movie or sit in a pub, who don't ask any special weekend or evening fees.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Typical. They screw what they can out of people who have little choice.
During work-day rush hours, though, they'll be all "Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses... and a packet of fava beans and a case of nice chianti...".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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...in Q&A today.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Why so?
(He asked, with trepidation)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's gonna take a lot for me to maintain my typical sensitive and gentle nature towards the retards asking questions.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: sensitive and gentle nature
Obviously you haven't made it to the "FTP isn't the right way to transfer files" question yet.
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: sensitive and gentle nature
Can you translate it to English?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Blanks instead of real ammo!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Dang. I just wanted to ask for a little help. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Meaning you wish to have Rocky on your side so to smash each of them into pieces?
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Q&A riddled with bullets.
I'm staying on the sidelines.
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The missus giving you problems?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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When beavers divorce, do they start to sea otter people?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They just stop giving a dam.
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Wood you leave me alone, so I could chew on this one for a while
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dam'd if they do, dam'd if they don't!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Sounds like one of them got caught in a web of defeet.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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OriginalGriff wrote: When beavers divorce...
... do they give a dam?
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That post will be logged and then I'll lodge a complaint.
Gnaw - I was just kidding.
I kept politics out of the mention of beaver - well, almost
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When beavers die, do they Leave it to Beaver, Jr.?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Could be Muskrat Love[^]
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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They go back to the bush.
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