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Bacon ipsum dolor amet esse venison fatback magna, spare ribs ex cow. Frankfurter t-bone biltong, deserunt pork jerky beef meatloaf ball tip porchetta culpa pariatur adipisicing ad. Meatball jerky commodo, capicola eiusmod frankfurter labore biltong cupim sunt culpa magna. Ex ullamco consequat proident. Tail prosciutto non consequat anim.
Bacon Ipsum - A Meatier Lorem Ipsum Generator[^] 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Ah, but does it do Gladiator references? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No, but Google Translate does.
Fy enw i yw Maximus Decimus Meridius, rheolwr y Byddinoedd y Gogledd, Cyffredinol y Felix Llengoedd, gwas ffyddlon i'r ymerawdwr yn wir, Marcus Aurelius. Tad i fab llofruddio, gŵr i wraig llofruddio. A bydd yr wyf wedi fy dial, yn y bywyd hwn neu'r nesaf.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I had really expected a bacon-ipsum from you..
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Isn't there a point where posting that particular statement is plagiarism ?
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Not sure if you can plagiarise a meme...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"Lorem ipsum ..."
You must be a web designer, aren't you?
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I read only the headline. Is it worth reading?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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No. Nothing new said there.
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Quote: judging from the comments section
Or perhaps you are missing their humor. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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tl;dr
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Short form:
Sic transit gloria mundi
This space for rent
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"Gloria is feeling unwell in the back of a Ford today"?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Veni, vidi, non confisus oculis
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Or, if you're talking about the distaff side: vidi, vici, veni.*
* Not only Latin, but also semi-archaic English phrase usage -- it'll be sheer luck if anyone gets it
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The order of events always has been important and too early was never goos. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Gloria got sick on the bus Monday. 
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That's how companies like MS keep pedaling worse and worse crap, "new version of windows" - and the lemmings dive in because 'newer means better and more features does it not?' Few read further to find out nothing great, useful features and control have been removed, and some of the 'new features' are actually downgrades of old better features, for example the one of the biggest downgrades: 'windows (pl)' became 'window (s)' albeit with a fast sounding new name 'metro'. Newer was definitely not better. (What's next? A console window only?)
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Lopatir wrote: (What's next? A console window only?)
Retro Style, it's the future.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You know, it really doesn’t matter what you write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of text. An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud. You’re disgusting. Does everybody know that pig named Lorem Ipsum? She's a disgusting pig, right? An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s placeholder text is a fraud.
The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! I write the best placeholder text, and I'm the biggest developer on the web by far... While that's mock-ups and this is politics, are they really so different? We have so many things that we have to do better... and certainly ipsum is one of them. An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Lorem Ipsum's birth certificate is a fraud.
I’m the best thing that ever happened to placeholder text. Trump Ipsum is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslim text entering your website.
I don't think anybody knows it was Russia that wrote Lorem Ipsum, but I don't know, maybe it was. It could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be some wordsmith sitting on their bed that weights 400 pounds. Ok?
Does everybody know that pig named Lorem Ipsum? She's a disgusting pig, right? You're telling the enemy exactly what you're going to do. No wonder you've been fighting Lorem Ipsum your entire adult life. Be careful, or I will spill the beans on your placeholder text.
(This message was brought to you by Trump Ipmsum)[^]
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No, this is not a programming question, just a curiosity.
So here I am with some nice working codez in Windows, which give the answer I expect.
I have dumped these wonder codez into Android, and it gives me the answer I expect.
But only because I am not looking at maximum precision.
An interim value, which I just happened to check, differs somewhat:-
Android = 0.16993027262751734
Windows = 0.169930272651588
The only difference is using \ in Windows and Math.Floor in Java. Although the calculation is somewhat long and complex, nearly all of it was just copied/pasted. However, it seems I am only getting 10 digit precision, instead of the minimum of 13 I expected from double.
This error could easily result in my attack ships not being correctly positioned at the Lagrange point off Orion's shoulder...
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Where is it written that MMUs FPUs on different hardware/processors have the same precision?
And wait all you want at the main Lagrange point. I will use a weaker pirate point and spare my dropships[^] a few days flight time.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Where is it written that MMUs FPUs on different hardware/processors have the same precision?
Yeah, verily I say unto thee, 'tis written in the Almagest, 64 bits is 64 goddam bits, and should be treated as such, whatever thou sayest.
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