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Concentration camping on the loch (10)
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camping = in tent
loch = ness
Concentration = Intentness
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
modified 19-Dec-16 4:32am.
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You are up tomorrow - care to explain for the beginners?
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: I'll be there for you.
The Captain said I had to.
Which movie?
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This isn't the movie you're looking for...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Star Trek Wars IX: Captain Corelli's Mandolin vs The Borg (the Musical)
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What instrument The Borg playing on? The Hammer[^]?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The Clarinet[^] of course!
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You guys are the first to worry about the Borgs' instruments.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Instead of worrying about Borg instruments, worry about the Trumpet in general 
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Casablanca?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Debbie Does Tintin? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Odd that he got it right in the cartoon, and then messed up the page title. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Henry Heimlich, life-saving maneuver creator, dies at 96[^]
![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Did he choke to death?
I'll get my coat
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Do you need a hug?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just filled a glass with water and recognized that it (the water) had an 'end-of-year-sale' glued on its back...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Water has a back that can be used to glue something onto? And this back with the sticker was swimming in your glass?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Not only that, but how can water have as use by date that isn't in millions of years?
[Edit] Autocorrect ...  [/Edit]
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what does this story
I do not understand
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Every sip of water you drink has already been drunk - and excreted - by dinosaurs, insects, animals, and humans many, many times. How can it have a "use by" date when it doesn't - on its own - go off?
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OriginalGriff wrote: dinosaurs, insects, animals, and humans many, many times
..that was the time before "marketing" 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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The "best before date" applies to the chemical integrity of the plastic bottle, not the water..
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Still buying water in plastic bottles?
Please consider the environmental destruction caused that your grandchildren WILL suffer and will have to repair and just use the bloody tap.
Sin tack ear lol
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