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They can still sing like Joakim Broden. That man sings like he's in Hell and trying to buy your soul.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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The tenor of these puns make you out to be a real basstard.
Alto, I might consider a soprano to your ego if you'd baritone it down a little.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Arrr! ye should be tossed off a clef fer that one!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'll get my staff on it.
/ravi
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Delegating responsibility is a key to success.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, that's in tune with my philosophy.
/ravi
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I'll make a note of that in hopes that I might measure up some day.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm sure you'll beat me to it!
/ravi
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Nah, the only place I'll beat you to is the bar.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'll have to stay a half-step ahead.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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When my wife and I got married, she had a dog named Treble. When she got him his name was Trouble, but she thought the karma in that wasn't very good, so she changed it to Treble.
It didn't work. 
Software Zen: delete this;
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And cannot drink rum either, because they are no-vice.
I'll get my coat.
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INCREDIBLE!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I think I just found my newest desktop backgroung.
"...JavaScript could teach Dyson how to suck." -- Nagy Vilmos
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Could you imagine the scale of violence that may have been associated with that explosion?!
The mind boggles when one thinks the elements that make up the building blocks of the bodies of organic life forms are formed and spread through such violence. When we look at it that way, there's so much beauty in that explosion (as if the picture wasn't beautiful enough - #SPACEPORN).
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APOD makes me happy  .
BREAKING FAKE NEWS: Trump told the truth!
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Extremely Cool  I wonder if new company will let me use it as a back ground?
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I wont bother, someone else can do it.
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OK, I'll take it - if you tell us what the answer was! I got nothing today...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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No, I didn't get absolutely nothing, I forgot. But "Michelangelo" was too long, and that's the only "painter of Pietà" I could think of! Perhaps it was one of the other Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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So who painted Pieta?
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Nope, but couldn't figure it out. All I could get was something to do with pirate (pieta rule together), but I couldn't figure any more out and got stuck with this line of reasoning. So what's the answer?
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