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Jeez, this happens so often maybe someone should start an EOWOTD.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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There is a way to postpone it until after the 23rd?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: There is a way to postpone it until after the 23rd?
Turns out there was a scheduling conflict. The Nibiruians double booked their planet for a collision with Earth and a gamma ray cleanse at the same time. Oopsie! They didn't have another free weekend until the 15th of October. 
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I've been doing my own exhaustive research into the EOW and, using passages from various books, birth dates, ages, peoples names and other notable events, can tell you, quite categorically, that David Meade is an unmitigated idiot.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: that David Meade is an unmitigated idiot.
Wait!? What!? You mean I drained my bank accounts and binged on hookers and blow for... nothing?
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Well, not for nothing... 
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Now I know you're joking.
binged on hookers and blow + the missus == EOW for one Mike Mullikin. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If he spent all his cash, it is EOW for the Missus as well.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Maybe, but her EOW would be A LOT less painful than his. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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"... so now I'm praying for the end of time..."
-- Meatloaf
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I just can't figure out why anyone would want to predict the end of the world.
Get it wrong and you look like a complete pilchard.
Get it right and you can't pick up your winnings from the bookie - worse still, you don't even get the chance to say "I told you so!"
It's a lose-lose scenario.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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David Meade is a blundering dunderheaded idiot.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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54th? wow, congratulations)
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I grew up in a religious family and there was a guy at our church who claimed to understand all of the signs of the end times. I always found it funny that the scriptures say that even the angels in heaven and Jesus don't know the time or day, but some random guy has it all figured out!
Then again, maybe he's God and the joke is on us.
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Quote: I though redshirts always died. Wink | 
Not always, but mostly ... see Redshirts
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Redshirts don't just die. The reincarnate as Klingons or Nazis and later go on to make soundtracks for movies: Basil Poledouris[^]
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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I wonder if they spotted that? Star Trek Discovery.
Watched it. Very underwhelming. Why did they have to change the Klingons? Again? What purpose does that serve but to disconnect the universe continuity. Further, it was all FX and action and oddly placed flashbacks. Not great, bit boring. Still, might be better when they get to the Discovery and Jason Isaacs - a great actor.
Still think The Orville is better.
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(By accident?) I watched The Orville - a knockoff series.
A good starting scene is followed by two more episodes of near complete predictability and childish dialog.
What comes to mind? Millennials, this is for you!
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So it wasn't just me? Lots of funny once dialog replicated three or four times. I give it maybe 6 episodes, and it's done. Sort of an unfunny Galaxy Quest.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Maybe they had a bunch of actors lying around with no work? Why not make another remake, of a remake, of a remake, of a remake?
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eh? didn't catch that, could you repeat it please.
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