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With Lionel Blair and David Walliams also on the board, are they "star struck"? 
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Next time don't forget the use the joke icon. I was just about to report you as abusive when I read the last 3 words.
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Wouldn't matter anyway. He has diplomatic immunity because he drinks with the owner. 
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RyanDev wrote: He has diplomatic immunity because he drinks with the owner.
Does he? I thought he just posted once a year flaming Maunder for not being able to find time for them to have a few beers despite them being in the same city for a few days.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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In NZ the people are called Kiwi's after the bird of the same name; which btw is a flightless bird.
It is said, "a Kiwi usually only comes out at night, during which it eats, roots and leaves."
(Those not from NZ, Aus or UK may want to check the urban dictionary on that second item.)
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Well, being a native pakeha, I Wouldn't know that....
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lopati: loaming wrote: It is said, "a Kiwi usually only comes out at night, during which it eats, roots and leaves."
Sorry mate, but that is Aussie and a Wombat.
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Of the hairy nosed variety. And the complete diet is roots, shoots and leaves.
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Michael Martin wrote: lopati: loaming wrote: It is said, "a Kiwi usually only comes out at night, during which it eats, roots and leaves."
Sorry mate, but that is Aussie and a Wombat.
Well, Kiwi's do it with each other,
but Aussies do it with wombats??? Sick man.
Sure, I can see the intellectual compatibility but the physical attraction baffles me. How do the wombats give their consent? For sure it's nothing I'd be proud of and spread around the net.
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Windows 10s annoys in many ways but yesterday it really outdid itself. First a little background - I have an MSI laptop made for gaming with a 970M video chip in it and I can play my favorite game on it very nicely. I have it configured to go to sleep when I close the lid. The night before I had closed the lid and it went to sleep as usual. I watched all the lights go out before I left the room. The next morning I looked at it again and all lights were off so it was still asleep. That evening I arrived home from work and saw the lid closed but the power light was on and and the disc access light was blinking. My first thought was WTF??? I opened the lid and found it powered on and the surface surrounding the keyboard was too hot to touch. I was absolutely infuriated and scared the dogs with my opinions off the people in Redmond. The machine had awakened itself, performed an update, and then left itself on, all with the lid closed and while it was asleep. I find this to be unbelievable. I have had laptops for over twenty years and I have never had one do anything even remotely resembling this. This laptop can run very hot and it could be potentially dangerous for it to get so hot with the lid closed. I was fortunate that it didn't burn itself up. I consider this event to be a valuable lesson learned. I do NOT trust windows 10 and I will never allow this machine to sleep again. From now on it will be full power offs for this machine.
I won't get started on what I think of W10's user interface.
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Poor Puppers
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You know, I had the same thing happen to me. I have a lot of crap connected to my laptop via USB ports, so I only sleep the unit when I have a lot of stuff going on. I've found that after a couple of sleep/awake/sleep cycles, Windows 10 (7 for that matter) gets a little 
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Both my laptops and desktops are set to use Hibernate. Too many issues over the decades to trust that sleep crap.
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I had similar problems after I 'upgraded' to windows 10.
I used to have Ubuntu and debian on Virtual box to play around with.
Now I have Ubuntu on dual boot. Do most of my home projects (android stuff and studying low level stuff) on Ubuntu.
Only use windows boot to play DoTA. 
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Windows computes the best time to perform security updates based on your usage pattern, so that your normal usage of the device isn't interrupted and the OS could as well be kept up to date.
If you don't like security updates (wanna cry?), or the notion of your computer doing things on its own, then just disable any wake timers that may be setup. Or just hibernate or shut down your computer like another user pointed out.
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote: Windows computes the best time to perform security updates based on your usage pattern
Windows 11 maybe, experience with older to the current version show otherwise.
Anyway nothing should wake a sleeping computer unless explicitly set to do so, this 'assumption' by ms just shows their continuing contempt.
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lopati: loaming wrote: Windows 11 maybe, experience with older to the current version show otherwise.
Not in my experience. My Windows 10 computer seems to download and install updates precisely when I'm not using it.
lopati: loaming wrote: Anyway nothing should wake a sleeping computer
If we use the term "sleeping" rather loosely, then yes. You do realize that the computer is technically not fully "asleep", right? otherwise it wouldn't be able to instantly wake up when you open the lid or touch the power button.
The computer's power LED ought to be blinking intermittently when it's sleeping (if you normally just close the lid), which should be an indication that it's not entirely out of action.
While I see your point, I do not quiet share the same opinion that the computer waking up to perform updates is such an exasperating ordeal.
When I want my computer to do absolutely nothing, I shut it down or hibernate it.
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote: While I see your point, I do not quiet share the same opinion that the computer waking up to perform updates is such an exasperating ordeal.
It wouldn't have been an ordeal at all if the lid had been open and the computer hadn't become extremely hot. I just now played my game for a while and it isn't as hot as it was when I opened the lid after it's rude awakening.
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I understand that an overheating laptop could become a potential fire hazard or such. This is not desirable at all, and I concur with you.
This thread though, is now heading from being about the annoyances of an operating system to cheap laptop hardware that overheats even when the lid is open (which may have nothing to do with the OS). 
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote: If you don't like security updates (wanna cry?),
If MS used the updates as they should, people would not deactivate them
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Nelek wrote: If MS used the updates as they should, people would not deactivate them
And how exactly would that be?
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