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I'm getting Bordeaux of these puns.
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I Normandy don't participate in these, but couldn't resist.
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It's getting hard to keep a-brest[^] of all these terrible puns.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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My hopes for wit Argonne. All Alsace is that it could be worse.
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You Cannes say that again.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Well, I gave it Somme thought.
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Yoda: "Paris this for Griff."
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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But they enjoy jeu-de-Boolean logic !
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These puns are going to drive me in Seine.
It Angers me that if one Tours around this site you Caen find Riems of these things.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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"Now estimated to be 1.6 billion years young" - awwww, and what a cute little baby you are, yes you are, yeas you are, ...
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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Hey @JeremyFalcon
...and I'm 31 years older than Code Project.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: ...and I'm 31 years older than Code Project.
Which is explains why you're still doing desktop development old man. 
Is it your birthday too Mr. Hunt?
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Is it your birthday too Mr. Hunt?
Yes now 49, but it is the 16th here. You do know who I am don't you? Had to change name as my display name has been allowed to go to someone else.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Well ... the signature is a big clue, I guess. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: Yes now 49, but it is the 16th here. You do know who I am don't you? Had to change name as my display name has been allowed to go to someone else.
Ah, well happy birthday man. For real I hope it's been a good one. And yeah, I can tell by the at sign thingy on your profile who you are. And there's your signature. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: Yes now 49....
can you kids please keep the noise down! Anyway you should be in bed by now.
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Richard Deeming wrote: It's your birthday, and you're sober enough to post on here without slurring your words? What's wrong with you?! 
It's was about 02:30 when I posted. Drinking tonight when I get home from work.
Richard Deeming wrote: Happy B'day. [beer] [The good stuff]
Thanks.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Happy birthday, kid!
Will Rogers never met me.
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I always thought that we were time travellers visiting others in the past ...
Graeme
"I fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks one time, but I fear the man that has practiced one kick ten thousand times!" - Bruce Lee
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Happy Birthday, Mick!
Software Zen: delete this;
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Let's not forget about ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) here...
Bobのお誕生日おめでとう。彼は永遠に素晴らしいです。
Feliz cumpleaños a Bob. Él es maravilloso para siempre.
Felix dies natalis Bob. Et est mirabilis in sempiternum. And of course we have to have leet speak...
h4Ppy 8IR7hD4Y 70 808. H3 I2 W0ND3rfUl F0r3V3R.
Jeremy Falcon
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I struggle to spell his name backwards let alone in the different languages you have.BR>
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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The kids today use fancy things like Google translate my friend.
Jeremy Falcon
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