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No music at work.
Will the last song played on the way in count?
Crüxshadows - Halo
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"Tangled up in blue" -- Bob Dylan
Now I'm looking for a source of blue fetish rope...
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Hmmm... didn't Nagy recently get some consulting gig for some Canadian food/drink manufacturing plant?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Nagy doesn't even bother getting out of bed for that 77% low alcohol stuff. 
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That would explain why we haven't heard from @Nagy-Vilmos for a while - he's been busy drinking it all...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Plus he's so obviously pussy whipped.
(If that doesn't get a reaction from him, nothing will!)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
@Nagy-Vilmos is now a follower.
I wonder how many I can fit in here 
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The good news:
I ran clean disk and it reported that it could free up 660GB of space.
The bad news:
It is only a 500GB hard drive.
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Perhaps it's suggesting that free space compresses really well...
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So, in mathematical terms one can fit multiple petaflops onto one TB HDD?
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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It is even better - you can put infinite data in a single byte as long as it is free...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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They still sell crap like that - "software" to make your PC go faster sales are still booming.
I know what, I'm going to load fat people into my car to make it go faster (... oops, pc fail... ah who gives a firetruck)
And let's not get into full time anti-virus - that's purely to protect the computer from the idiot using it.
But in fairness judging from the stats touted by virus companies there sure are a hell of a lot of idiots out there, hmmm, if I could get just a dollar from each that would be enough.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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There is a term for such products: Snake oil.
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Lopatir wrote: They still sell crap like that - "software" to make your PC go faster sales are still booming.
AKA "registry cleaners"...
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It is apparent that this article was translated into English, but what the hell? It reads as though Yoda wrote it after a night on the town with Naggy. Just a little too much gin. 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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A better link might be SoftRAM - Wikipedia[^].
Don't remember what I have searched for at work. The above is the first hit now here at home.
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You don't need to spend that money; just put your Windows swap-file on a RAM-disk
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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So what it's saying is that it can get rid of 660 British people from your organisation, and your organisation would profit from it.
I've done work for lots of multinationals, and I find it hard to believe that it's wrong.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: EDIT: I solve the problem and had to delete my code to avoid plagiarism
I was thinking about writing a comment but can't make up my mind:
It is ignorant to ask a community and then remove the code. But it might be better to hide such code from being used by others.
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[...]
(had to remove my suggestion in order to avoid plagiarism)
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Thank you for your valuable suggestion Carlo.
Oh, wait, where has it gone?
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Um...he does realise it's copied into one of the solutions, presumably the solution he used to get the problem solved? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't think so. Check the time stamp of the solution 
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