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No, the first sentence was funny... I laughed, too.
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So sorry to hear that, and I hope things have a positive outcome.
djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.
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My thoughts, somehow related to this, from March of 2012:
Life is short . . . and it only gets shorter.
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amen.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Are Squirrels just rats that do parkour?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's nuts!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Is a rat that flies just a pigeon (or seagull)?
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Have the Hamsters hacked your PC again?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Since that really wasn't a proper pun, although similar, it seems today you decided to pun-ish us.
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photo evil-hamster-demotivational-poster[^]
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Midi_Mick wrote: evil hamster
This title brought to you by someone who's never seen a hamster - or a squirrel - before. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I see that these grey-area thoughts are making people see red.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nothing is just black[^] or white[^] these days.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Wow. Really nice photos!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Yes... Yes! And bats are likewise just rats with a pilot's license.
“Thinking is the hardest work there is …”
modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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Join the airforce!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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This is a flying rat [^] and its close cousin, the flying racoon [^].
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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And their nemesis: The flying code monkey[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Be careful, they might call in fighter support[^].
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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The T-Rex 550 already is too big and too noisy. There often are several kites circling high above when I fly. Sometimes they take a look, but's that's all and they are a bit bigger than a falcon.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I know several Dobermans who are very clear on that point.
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A friend sent me this picture, so I did a little digging: Delivery of an HDD in 1956[^]
This is before my time: IBM Archives: IBM 350 disk storage unit[^] but it illustrates how much things have changed.
5MB, 0.6s seek time (average), 2000lbs
Cost? $3200 per month lease ...
Now, who is complaining the keys on your keyboard are too small? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Does anyone over the age of two have fingers that are small enough for a Blackberry's keyboard?
Slogans aren't solutions.
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My old HP phone had a full qwerty keyboard with similar sized keys, and I used to work that with my thumbs...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I used to work that with my thumbs
Impossible!
ms has dictated that every button on a computer/tablet/phone has to be big enough to hit blindfold with your elbows!
Get with the times, damnit!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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