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That's easily disproven by the fact that the toilets in some of the places I've worked at are "occupied" for at least 30 minutes at a time.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They did not count in the smartphone factor 
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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Brilliant!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ouch! Passing a smart phone must really hurt.
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Dang it, Mario, that's what I was going to say.
Instead, I'll just ask, "Are you sure they're mammals?"
TTFN - Kent
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It is when you hear the occupier snoring (after lunch) that you wonder if they take their job seriously.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Farts and potty talk. A topic that has been both funny, disgusting, and fascinating since the beginning of time.
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That's some crappy research.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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In the equation I saw no factors involving beer, burritos, or hot sauce, it's obviously flawed.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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"You remember that time when..." said not the Eternals.
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Seems they found an overdue library book in the mix of archaeologic stuff.
Boy, the fine on that puppy!
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Yup.
The Piltdown man was really from California, where about a zillion people specialise in making things look like other things.
Excuse me while I fart in the general direction of the hoaxers.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Are you disputing the evidence as presented?
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The truth is out there.
(But "there" rarely includes California)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That was the day that Slartibartfast had a trainee.
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If you are good at PowerPoint, do you Excel at it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'd like to have a Word with you about a new Project.
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Access Denied 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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strange outlook on life you have.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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There's an Expression 4 that kind of remark (not KSS?). My negative Outlook persists.
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With puns as bad as this I think your Publisher Access should be revoked!
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Word!!  
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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