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Your Windows system is malfunctioning. You must install good program for fix it. 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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As if the government were not the greatest scammers of all.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That makes no sense. Unless they changed it very recently, you should just have received a paper letter from the CJIB. And they just take the money, you don't have to give it to them (you can pay early, but they don't need your bank details, they already have them).
modified 25-Apr-17 8:25am.
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harold aptroot wrote: And they just take the money, you don't have to give it to them.
What does that mean? They already have access to your bank account? 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Well they are part of the government, they have access to literally anything you own including your own person.
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They've never taken the money.
They sent me letters before, but I don't want paper so I receive everything online on mijnoverheid.
Of course I did not expect mijnoverheid to be this insecure 
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Sander Rossel wrote: I got a speeding ticket
You know there is a reason why you must have license plates in warning colors (yellow/black)?
Sander Rossel wrote: No login, no password, no secret token, no nothing.
Thanks government, for making my speeding ticket public 
That's the actual punishment now and not the ticket. Congratulations, you made it into the driving hazard database. 
Sander Rossel wrote: (5km, argh!  )
You should not drive any faster with that camping equipment in tow. Still, I will cry a tear or two and drive faster than 200 on my way back home tonight.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: with that camping equipment in tow
No way in hell I'm going camping. Ever 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Wow, such professional, much security, so web dev
You get what you pay for.
Except in the case of government that seems to be an inverse relationship. 
Marc
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I pay for my government. They take about 50% of my salary every month and then some 
I'm starting to get anarchistic tendencies
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Sander Rossel wrote: I'm starting to get anarchistic tendencies
Amen! I consider myself an Anarchist!
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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And it probably only cost about eight times the going rate to get the site running -- which is OK, because they'll just focus the police's attention on drawing in money for parking and speeding.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The lesson I learned from this is do not speed. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Then get yourself a better car and take the right road.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Pedantic Mode On:
But law enforcement (including traffic) isn't actually a government function,
it's civil service.
Pedantic Mode Off:
Maybe they are trying out name & shame?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Lopatir wrote: name & shame?
There would be little effect They already tried that with the yellow/black license plates in warning colors and now they all are driving around with such license plates.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Too bad, I have no shame!
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5 km/hr? That's a little more than 3mph US. Me thinks the limit is a bit tight. 
On my way to work that would nail EVERY car including the sheriff. posted speed on major cross street - 72 km/hr. Actual speed? More like 110+ km/hr at the bottom of the hill, average would be around 90.
You were probably at the bottom of a long hill too...
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Of course, I live north of the city that captured a fire truck at the airport. Seems a car caught on fire in one of the parking decks. Fire Dept responded, but went to the wrong deck. Parking attendant would not let them leave to go to the correct deck until they paid their parking ticket.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: 5 km/hr? That's a little more than 3mph US. Me thinks the limit is a bit tight.
Not in Holland. I don't know how often one of them made an attempt at my life when they came over the border and were unable to adapt to driving without a speed limit.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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In Aus when I was there a while back they were talking about reducing tolerance to 3km/h with some high ranking police even suggesting 1, they said seeing as cars are so well made these days and speedo's are going digital (even if rendered on an analog display), so really no excuse for being over the speed limit.
People said "but, there's still a lot of older cars on the road though, and they could be 10% out (the previous accepted [but actually unofficial] tolerance limit)"
Response was: "then drive 10% below the limit per your speedo and you will be fine even if it is out that much. Anyway just because the speed limit is for instance 50, doesn't mean you have to go that fast"
Seems Aus police have decided their job description includes an anti-fun role.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Lopatir wrote: they said seeing as cars are so well made these days and speedo's are going digital (even if rendered on an analog display), so really no excuse for being over the speed limit.
They apparently have a lot of trust in the calibration of their speed detection equipment. Oh, and cars are well made, but their speedometers intentionally read 5-10% over the actual speed. Marching Morons and all that.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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Sigh, I am in "The Lounge". It was implied he/she did NOT have their lights on. 
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: Of course, I live north of the city that captured a fire truck at the airport. Seems a car caught on fire in one of the parking decks. Fire Dept responded, but went to the wrong deck. Parking attendant would not let them leave to go to the correct deck until they paid their parking ticket.
That guy has risked to get fired 
I'll go get my coat
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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Well, I was actually driving 8 km/hr too fast, but 5 km/hr after correction.
It's stupid, that road has about 20 traffic lights and every traffic light has a camera.
I know this and I watched my speed, yet they still caught me 
To be fair, it's a straight two lane road, there was no one there, and the limit is 50 km/hr... 50! Do they want me to fall asleep behind the wheel?
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