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It will work out I'm sure. Time wounds all heels.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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It's clear, he has an Achilles' heel ...
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I think it means he ENDED on the wrong foot!
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I'm just back from a check up at my doctor and he said that, according to my BMI, I could stand to either lose some weight of gain some height. It's up to me to decide which.
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Height, width -- as long as one of them increases, your volume gets bigger, so that's OK, no?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Have you considered girth?
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Playing Basketball is likely to increase height?
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gain height: stand on a chair.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Lose weight: chop a leg off.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Lose weight: chop a leg off.
But you need legs for getting to the pub.
To lose 10lbs of useless weight, chop your head off.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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There would be no point in going to the pub without the physical support needed to drink, eat and talk. Cut an arm off: if you stay sit you can still drink with a straw and pick food with the good arm.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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And if you do loads of bench presses before you cut the arm off, you can lose significant weight!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well, after having done loads of bench presses I would feel really, really bad in cutting off the result of such hard work 
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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OK. I'll do it for you.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Um, I meant it more in the sense of taking one from you, but let's not split hairs -- they don't weigh enough to make a difference.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: they don't weigh enough to make a difference.
Tell 'em! Those ****ers keep falling down anyway!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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You shouldn't complain; at least they're trying to help.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wear lifts like Sly and Arnold.
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So, like Garfield, you're not overweight. You're undertall. Don't step on the joke's beard.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The ancients designed a very effective machine[^] to increase your height. It works very well, their may be a few minor side effects though. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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My Doctor put me on a gin only diet.
I lost three days.
veni bibi saltavi
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I trust you've been looking into the height adjustment then...
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Yes - things are already looking up
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I've reached 10K points its only taken me 5 1/2 years. I will catch Member 6122202 in 975 years if we can disable his Internet today. 
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