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You can tuna a piano but you can't tuna fish
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Killer TOTD
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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I'm floundering around for a comment.
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Scale back your ambitions and do some sole searching, I'm sure you can come up with something.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Our ancestors may not have had much imagination, but at least we know what they did.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Be grateful for that, my name denotes a small stream or low, damp patch of ground. 
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I never knew that! "Munchies" always meant "food consumed because you are stoned off your tree" to me ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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With a name like that at least I cant be blamed for lack of ambition....
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My descendancy from butchers (apparently) might help explain my code... 
modified 30-Mar-17 10:58am.
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It's not over before the end user comes.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I said"butchers", not "masseures".
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Ok. I know a few projects that deserve to be butchered.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Thought long and hard about if I should comment about last names.
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I consider you to be one of our most upstanding members. 
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His attitude seems to be quite rigid.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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My family name means "Friend of Michael"; generally, I like people named Michael.
I have to try hard to think of a few I'm not particularly fond of...
So, is that nature or nurture?
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I just checked and noticed I have twice as many CP reputation points than I used to!
Not only that - I recall that in the past this has happened before!
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Two for the price of one. Must be the inflation 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Two for the price of one. Must be the inflation
No, that would be one for the price of two 
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Ok. Deflation.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You should probably check more often then...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The graph does not show a doubling. It does show a steeper increase in two places, but that's not the same as doubling
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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First: I just got another point for this reply!
Second: Think about it some more . . .
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No, you got more than that... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OMG - it's exponential growth! The points are taking over! Run for your lives!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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