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Do cows go to the moovies?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You deserve a pat on the head, for that one.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What's a cow orker to do at this time of the year?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Woold sheep go to baars?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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The rams always get thrown out for starting fights; they keep telling patrons to butt out.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I figured ewe would day that.
/ravi
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Of course they do; haven't you seen all the movie-goers who stand in line chewing their cud?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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They do? Must be a good place for a steak out.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Their really milking this one
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Yet another udderly ridiculous post!
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Haven't you herd? To pun is human - to forgive? Bovine.
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No, they stopped going after too many udder disasters.
«When I consider my brief span of life, swallowed up in an eternity before and after, the little space I fill, and even can see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I am frightened, and am astonished at being here rather than there; for there is no reason why here rather than there, now rather than then.» Blaise Pascal
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... of the reality series KNIGHTS NERDS.[^] 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 4-Apr-17 10:14am.
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Nope, the date is 04/4, this is the US. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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No, this is Canada.
And may I remind all those who persist in using middle-endian date formats that the only countries that use this format are American Samoa, Federated States of Micronesia, Guam, Marshall Islands, Northern Mariana Islands, United States and their Minor Outlying Islands and the United States Virgin Islands.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote: No, this is Canada.
Dang, I took a wrong turn somewhere on the way to work. 
Chris Maunder wrote: the only countries that use this format are American Samoa, Federated States of Micronesia, Guam, Marshall Islands, Northern Mariana Islands, United States and their Minor Outlying Islands and the United States Virgin Islands.
Thank you Mr. Wikipedia. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Any time you need me to selectively copy and paste questionably sourced materially specifically to bolster my biased arguments you let me know
cheers
Chris Maunder
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You internet well, sir. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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That's telling him!
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Which once again raises the question of which island he may come from...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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This is Sparta!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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By U.S. dating, in the next few weeks we have:
4/01 Unauthorized
4/02 Payment Required
4/03 Forbidden
4/04 Not Found
4/06 Not Acceptable
4/09 Conflict
4/10 Gone
4/12 Precondition Failed
4/15 Unsupported Media Type
4/16 Requested Range Not Satisfiable
4/17 Expectation Failed
4/18 I'm a teapot (RFC 2324)
4/26 Upgrade Required
4/28 Precondition Required
Making April the only month with 16 days (17, if you pay )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: 4/15 Unsupported Media Type
Can I use that for tax day?
Marc
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There's no law against trying...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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