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3-Apr-17 14:07

I got three contract-to-hire positions open for a mid-level programmer in the Hollywood, CA area I need to fill sooner than later. Not sure if there is still a job board on CP though.

Jeremy Falcon

Brisingr Aerowing3-Apr-17 14:12

Brisingr Aerowing

3-Apr-17 14:12

It got removed a LONG time ago.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.

Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???

Jeremy Falcon3-Apr-17 14:25

3-Apr-17 14:25

Ok, then I feel better about my post being here then.

Jeremy Falcon

R. Giskard Reventlov3-Apr-17 14:28

R. Giskard Reventlov

3-Apr-17 14:28

Is that 3 jobs for one guy? Laugh | :laugh:

devenv.exe3-Apr-17 20:28

devenv.exe

3-Apr-17 20:28

R. Giskard Reventlov wrote:
Is that 3 jobs for one guy?

No, its 1 guy for 3 jobs.

"Coming soon"

Jeremy Falcon4-Apr-17 7:19

4-Apr-17 7:19

Clearly you have IT experience.

Jeremy Falcon

virang_213-Apr-17 20:12

virang_21

3-Apr-17 20:12

Jeremy Falcon wrote:
a mid-level programmer in the Hollywood

Which movie you are casting for ?

Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *

Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

Foothill4-Apr-17 3:06

Foothill

4-Apr-17 3:06

Na, they need convincing extras for the latest season of Halt and Catch Fire[^].

if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016

Jeremy Falcon4-Apr-17 7:20

4-Apr-17 7:20

This movie is called "Please Dear God Let Me Find Some Real Talent" starring whoever we hire.

Jeremy Falcon

CHill604-Apr-17 3:04

CHill60

4-Apr-17 3:04

Will you pay for me to come out there??? Cool | :cool:

Jeremy Falcon4-Apr-17 7:21

4-Apr-17 7:21

I'll pay you in free alcohol and coffee. I mean, sure it'll cost you money but you'll be so wasted you won't care.

Jeremy Falcon

Mark_Wallace4-Apr-17 4:33

4-Apr-17 4:33

I couldn't work as a programmer in Hollywood.

The way the text continually scrolls past on the screen at breakneck pace is too much for my eyeballs.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Jeremy Falcon4-Apr-17 7:21

4-Apr-17 7:21

Turn your monitor sideways then. Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

Jeremy Falcon

Mark_Wallace4-Apr-17 7:26

4-Apr-17 7:26

I suppose I could try that -- but if I break the monitor, the computer will die, and all my data will be destroyed!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Jeremy Falcon4-Apr-17 7:46

4-Apr-17 7:46

This is true. Good thinking. Perhaps have a second monitor then, so if the first breaks your data can hop on over to the other before dying?

Jeremy Falcon

Mark_Wallace4-Apr-17 8:13

4-Apr-17 8:13

Oh, that's great, cheers!

Y'know, it's true what they say: you should always listen to people who've been there, and know what they're talking about!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Jeremy Falcon4-Apr-17 8:17

4-Apr-17 8:17

Correct you are sir. And welcome to the DDDDDD.

Double Display Data Death Deterrent Department

Jeremy Falcon

Mark_Wallace4-Apr-17 10:14

4-Apr-17 10:14

Funny, but I always associate hollywood with a bunch of 'F's.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Jeremy Falcon4-Apr-17 11:02

4-Apr-17 11:02

I do not either agree nor disagree with this. There's only so much I can say online. But I do not either agree nor disagree with this statement that I'm so very much neutral on - as far as the web is concerned. Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

Jeremy Falcon

Mark_Wallace4-Apr-17 11:05

4-Apr-17 11:05

Filming, Focussing camera lenses, Faking moon landings, etc.

I apologise if this causes problems.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Jeremy Falcon4-Apr-17 11:07