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OriginalGriff wrote: In the sand
In Wales, wouldn't that be "in the mud"?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Or in the sheepsh...
OK. KSS. I get it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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In her handwriting?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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With a question like that you might get Rembrandt's ear.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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'ear I, think you've confused your Dutch artists: van Gogh?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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errrr....  
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Given that this event occurred a few centuries BS (before selfies), wouldn't the artist have to be a night watchman?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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never said who did the picture, so it depends:
Warhol: canception
Rembrant: self conception (autoconception?)
Dali: boneless confusion
van Gogh: ear confection
Bankok Zoo: elephanting
Gary Larson: cowception
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Sin tack
the any key okay
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Al Capone: Con ception
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Color me shocked!
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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You seem to have mastered the ins and outs of humor.
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Mandatory XKCD[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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How dare he steal Griff's joke!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dude!
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Black and White is the new Black!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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It's time to stop dancing, the glass is now empty (pardon).
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I don't get it. Why would you want to watch it in black and white?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Quote: I don't get it. Why would you want to watch it in black and white?
FTFY
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Just.Because.
And its fun to see a movie under a different light.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Then why stop there, why not show the whole film in shades of blue? Different hue for every day of the week!
Jeremy Falcon
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