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Then why stop there, why not show the whole film in shades of blue? Different hue for every day of the week!
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Then why stop there, why not show the whole film in shades of blue?
As long as it is not in shades of grey... 
I'll go get my coat
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Jeremy Falcon
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I don't think that movie should have been "released", so much as "flushed".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No one has yet to hear my joke about carrots, potatoes and broccoli becuz I've been vegetating on the punch line for years.
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Wellll maybe it'z turnip ripe soon.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Can't beet that!
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has bean!
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You should meat someone that helps you moving pasta that point.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Orange you ever going to tell the joke?
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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I'm a vegan, a zealot of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and accuse you of hate crimes and heresy! You have been found guilty and are hereby ordered to perform 1000 hours of community service tending my garden!
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Hi All,
In a Skype interview yesterday I was asked the question are you GlennPattonInThePubAgain on code project to which my reply was 'Oh dear, umm yes' he then went into the article I wrote (good!) they know CP nom' de guer (not so good!), the real issue was I couldn't get my Skype to send a video image while I could see their image. Just wondering is this related to them using Skype for business and me using Skype for chav's on my Android....
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glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote: I was asked the question are you GlennPattonInThePubAgain on code project
Was it a blue moon? I have yet to have an interviewer demonstrate that they bothered to even do the minimal "in the cloud" research on me, leading me to the conclusion that all that hype about having an online profile because potential employers will do their research is just that, hype. And all but one has ever indicated that they even looked at my articles, even though at the top of my resume is a link to my CP profile as well as mention of several article awards. The rest, when explicitly asked, simply say "no", or worse, "no, what's Code Project?" Bubbles within bubbles. Don't these people ever get out into the "real world?" 
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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I'm not sure, it was cloudy yesterday night! The most worrying thing is my name suffix, I might be put down as an 'over drinker' which I am not (most of the time), this guy seemed to be more of a technical guy than Human (lack of) Resources
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If you are done blabbering about your real World contributions, define encapsulation and abstraction. Next you will need to recite a paragraph from that design pattern website.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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For what it's worth I've had lots of people mention their CodeProject article resume as a big selling point in their interviews. It does happen!
I think you need to admit that you're simply so famous at this point that it's pointless looking up your online profile. It's actually probably time you dropped your last name and just used a single name like Bono or Cher.
Don't fight it, man.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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He could add some sort of prefix so he could be something like "The Marc."
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Rick York wrote: He could add some sort of prefix so he could be something like "The Marc."
The Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Chris Maunder wrote: For what it's worth I've had lots of people mention their CodeProject article resume as a big selling point in their interviews. It does happen!
Definitely, I don't dispute that. But whether they've actually looked at the what the articles cover, is quite a different matter.
Marc
Latest Article - Merkle Trees
Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Marc - I've gone through a couple of your articles and chased a few links. Frankly, you're going to scare people. It takes a rare breed to say, "Sh*t, this guy is like spooky, I could learn something from him." Instead, you get "Oh hell no, he knows more than me."
Have seen so often my nose bleeds, and I have to fight the fear urge.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote: nom' de guer
"nom de guerre" by the way.
I try very hard to hide my disfuncitonal online persona from real people. 
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Dang!, I spelt it that way didn't look right. Anyway on thinking about it should it not be "nom de Code" 
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The Frogs dont pronounce the last part of a word, so the way you spelt it it would sound 'geh'. To have any chance of hearing the 'r' it would need an 'e' after it, and because its a long 'r' it is two of them.
Anyway, perhaps "nom de 'I can get away with saying anythibg because it is the net'"
modified 21-Apr-17 10:41am.
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