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For two hours now, I've been trying to upload a video to Instagram.
My Android phone doesn't do sh*t! I select the video from the archive and click "Next", and NOTHING happens! Several times!
I've been searching for ALL kinds of solutions to upload it from my Desktop computer, but to no avail! I've tried Gramblr, Blueballs and a doxen of other "services"
WHY! OH WHY! Does it have to be so flucking complicated? It's a simple enough request?!?!? 
Fluck it! I'm going to bed! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: I've been trying to upload a video to Instagram.
Well, there's your problem!
Sleep well, and it'll all be fine in the morning...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You totally stole my words... almost to the letter. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Check with the kids around your neighborhood. They might able to upload it for you in a minute. 
Bryian Tan
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Why have I been seeing a dozen notifications for the same video? 
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OH. MY. GAWD.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Oh Dios mío*
*Thank you Google translate
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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LMAO. No, according to the example it would be: Spanish translation for OH. MY. GAWD.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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OMG I was like "uh huh. yeah. okay. alright..." then WHACK! The most epic facepalm in history! I think I have a contusion now. 
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I just realized, that I read Spanish fluently... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I just realized that I can speak every language on earth. 
Here how you say hello in north-tatakawanish:
North-tatakawanishian translation of hello.
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Seeing that I don't know much English, I tried to follow the Spanish instructions. But to be honest, they weren't of much help! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Gringo 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's all Greek to me.
Edit: Doesn't 'gringo' come from 'greek'?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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The master of facts[^] is no more.
F*** cancer, sincerely!
Would've linked to Gapminder, but the site seems overloaded.
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 ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Very sad! I had no idea at all that he was ill. Great man he was.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Opera browser has a handy feature where it pops up a menu for either copying or searching the text that you have selected. Almost like right clicking, but automatic. I'm looking for a Visual Studio extension that can do the same. Does anybody here know of something like that? Otherwise I might just look into how to make an extension like that.
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CTRL-C
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I know But once you get used to just highlighting and having the menu pop up it's actually quite nice to have.
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No school like old skool.
Jeremy Falcon
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Ctrl-C or Ctrl-F after highlighting. But what you want is an auto-menu when the item is highlighted. Sounds cool. Not aware of any extension like that.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Yes, because what the world needs is more unnecessary pop-ups to click when trying to click what's behind them.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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