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If you change your mind, then really you've changed your body and somebody else got your old body; assuming it was switched.
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:groan:
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
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He loved her because she didn't wine and was beer-able.
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:groan: 
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Was he polite to her, or just another masher making rye remarks? No doubt they gin'ed one another in some spirited conversations.
Well, as long as he didn't take a vintage of the situation.
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But he will leave her when she stars wineing.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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and that's all the proof she needed.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Did I ever mention that Mrs Wife's father used to run a brewery? :innocentWhistle:
veni bibi saltavi
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"Used to" as in "until Nagy came along"?
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It was before we met; honest.
veni bibi saltavi
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She was only a...
...bricklayer’s daughter, but she was certainly stacked.
...cobbler’s daughter, but she was built to last.
...statistician’s daughter, but she knew all the standard deviations.
and 56 more (not all KSS)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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We have the option for using Markdown but something I've been thinking about adding for, well, way too long, is auto-formatting of things like _underline_, *italics* and **bold**.
I'd also be looking automatically turning
- item 1
- item 2
and
1. Item 1
2. Item 2
Into unordered and ordered lists respectively.
It's "Markdown Extra Lite", really. Markdown without the surprises. Full Markdown would still be offered.
Would this completely ruin society as we know it, or would a change like this "just work". Essentially I'm looking for examples of were auto-formatting like this would be A Bad Thing.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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I'd love to see rudimentary tables
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header1 | header2
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aaa | BBB
111 | 222
xxx | YYY
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Sometimes I do use list's in my answers, like
1. ...
2. ...
3. ...
or
* ...
* ...
* ...
It can be nicer to get it formatted at the end, but didn't found it such a problem to disturb you 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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But my ordered lists always start with zero (as they should, BTW). I refuse to kowtow to lesser minds that think VB is "the one true way".
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Amen.
Either zero-based, or not at all.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What about (a), (b), (c)?
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They should be converted to integers so they can be correctly ordered.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: They should be converted to integers so they can be correctly ordered.
They are integers, he just started at 10
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I can't think of any, other than it should start with "0. Item 1"
Edit: Same as previous answer.
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I freaking hate autoformatting and usually prefer the plain old ASCII pseudoformatting. Usually the autogenerated lists are a pain to use with paragraph as the autoformatters tend to understand the "carriage return" as "hoo-ray! on to the next element of the list!" which then prompts to sequences of "Delete, Delete, Delete, Swearing, Rewrite, Enter, Swearing, Control-Enter, Swearing because the broswer interpretes it...".
And when I write *this* I really want to write "*this*" bacause if I wanted to write this I'd simply exert a bit more my fat fingers to either click on the relevant button or to write the 7 characters of the relevant tags.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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I do not think we need that.
If implemented (because this is no democracy, after all), then please with 0-based index.
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