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Only one name can be used: Nibiru. Duh!
Appropriate meme
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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recursive json parser in vbscript please hepl me
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Wrong forum, badly formed question. Delete and move to the correct place before you get badly flamed. Oh, and this better not be homework...
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Welcome to the Lounge. Unfortunately, it looks as though you are so excited at the thought of posting a question here that you accidentally posted your request in the wrong forum. I can perfectly understand that - it's a heady thing, the thought that you are getting access to all those fine minds. Let me give you some advice that might help you.
- The Lounge is not for programming questions.
- When you do ask a programming question, please remember that we don't know what you already have, so you need to give us a lot more than a single line.
- If you are here hoping that someone will write code for you, you have come to the wrong site. You really need to try something like rentacoder.com
This space for rent
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Quiet day Pete?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Looks like a rubber stamp. I'll have to get one of those.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If I'm in on a thread like this early, I like to try not to scare the poster off, but to highlight things that they can do to improve their chances of not getting roasted alive. Sometimes I'm too slow.
This space for rent
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Pete I tempted to post a question here just to get a post like this. When I did it they all talked dirty to me and made fun of me, I had to take my ball and go home.
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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IMHO a question in the Lounge, while in the wrong place, is still a valid question. But the OP? What is that? It is not even a question!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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And the worst part is he didn't add CODEZ PLZ
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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Yeah, we should hepl him!
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Member 13086247 wrote: hepl
You will receive all the hepl you may wish, in facts I already hepled you a lot.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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I'm afraid you're beyond help, Sweetie.
Just sit yourself down and have a nice cup of tea.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Member 13086247 wrote: please hepl me
Of course!
Let no-one say we don't hepl people with problems: HEPL[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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 [^]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nobl'd 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Please come back and apologise for your mistake and we will forgive you, eventually. 
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Simples!
Public Function JSONParser(ByVal json)
Set JSONParser = JSONParser(json)
End Function
Is that recursive enough for you? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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He might have meant cursive, because he doesn't like the default VS font.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No.
«When I consider my brief span of life, swallowed up in an eternity before and after, the little space I fill, and even can see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I am frightened, and am astonished at being here rather than there; for there is no reason why here rather than there, now rather than then.» Blaise Pascal
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So its a bit windy up north where in Queensland and its all over the news.
What i wonder about is why news reporters insist on standing outside in the very rain and wind they're busy warning everyone about.
Morons
Bryce
modified 28-Mar-17 0:29am.
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Quote: She is best remembered for regularly reporting while standing outside during a raging storm.
There are worse things you could be remembered for - being a Javascript/VB Programmer perhaps
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Just had a look and I'm not going to lie, but I found her difficult to masturbate to.
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