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Hardly can be done... I drink no coffee...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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None, he'll be in prison after collecting the 2nd butt since nobody wants to live without a butt! 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Shirley, talk of butts and penises is more suited to the Soapbox.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Don't call him Shirley. Over!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Roger!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The quote was (maybe is) printed on cigarette boxes all over Canada around 2000 - approved by Health Canada, How can it be NOT good CP (a Canadian site)  ?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Similar stuff over here -- but with gross photographs which I believe are designed to get sadists and torturers to take up smoking.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Before we can talk about recursion, we first must understand recursion. 
Four of course.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'm the proud owner of the only known (to me) recursion written in SQL... an indirect one...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Not a recursive Common Table Expression?
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It was in the dark ages of SQL 7... no CTE...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The first rule of recursion is the last rule of recursion.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And, for some reason, I thought it was something like 'Don't speak of the fight club!'
Anyway, those who speak don't know, those who know don't speak. That's the first rule of recursion. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: And, for some reason, I thought it was something like 'Don't speak of the fight club!'
That was what I was paraphrasing, true.
CDP1802 wrote: Anyway, those who speak don't know, those who know don't speak. That's the first rule of recursion.
... And the last!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Then why don't we found a secret society to guard that secret. The Recursivati.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Who no doubt buried their treasure on Oak Island!
(And then dug it up again, on their way out.)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A recursive treasure map! That will keep away all but our Recursivati brothers.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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<Lifts left leg, rolls up right trouser leg, and puts hand around back of head and bends over sideways to shake on it>
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Why not four and one-third of a cigarette?
If he is so concerned about saving and reusing cigarette butts, he would also be concerned with saving the one butt which remains after smoking four cigarettes.
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He maybe an environmentalist (after all he is a hobo), but also lazy (after all he is a hobo)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I have been dabbling in MVVM projects for a while now, and showing dialogs from a ViewModel has always been something that perplexed me. Yes, I learnt to do it using properties attached to a View, but this seemed needlessly complicated. Then I came across this quote from Microsoft's guru on the Prism framework, Brian Lagunas. Discussing the showing of dialogs directly from a ViewModel, he said the following:
Quote: // As long as you abstract away the actual implementation using an interface,
// you can show any dialog you want from a VM. – Brian Lagunas May 20 '16 at 12:32
// http://stackoverflow.com/questions/37301469/openfiledialog-using-prism-mvvm
Hey, that's just what I needed to know! Ok, it took me some time to figure out exactly how to use an interface as he suggested, but I got it working in the end. No more fiddling with attached properties and behaviors! Thanks Brian!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Did you thank him on Stackoverflow?
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Stackoverflow won't let me post anything because I don't have 50 rep points! How do I thank him? How do I get 50 points if I cannot even post a comment on someone else's entry? I can only hope that he also reads CP's Lounge.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: Stackoverflow won't let me post anything because I don't have 50 rep points!
Yeah, that sucks. Oh well.
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Yeah, StackOverflow sucks like that.
Presumably you can still up-vote his answer and his comment, though?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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